Very Strong Look From Popa Though

Very Strong Look From Popa Though

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The Socceroos are through to the round of 32, after an excruciatingly frustrating 0-0 draw against Paraguay in San Francisco.

This means Australia finishes second in group D, and our boys en route to Dallas for our next game. It's not yet confirmed but Paraguay will likely get Germany for their next game - which probably won't be that fun for them.

Across Australia, millions of newfound soccer fans are yawning and leaning back into their chairs after a painfully scoreless match.

Without the ecstacy of a confident victory, the nation is now pondering whether or not they should go back to work - or power through with a few more beers to take them into the evening.

However, the one positive from the evening is that Australia's coach was looking very sharp.

The nation's mums swooned as Tony Popovic stepped out in monochrome black, looking like a Fairfield John Wick, complete with the 3-day growth and a bit of balkan bling.

Popa, as he is known within Australian football, has set the tone as a manager of men who is actually dressed the part.

It is not yet known who Australia is playing next round, but even if it is Argentina, our opponents' coach will not look as good as ours.

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