Gen-Z Teens And 60 Year Old Ethnic Women Find Common Ground In Watching Reels In Public With No Headphones and Obnoxiously Loud Volume

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A recent study conducted by the South Betoota Polytechnic School of Anthropology has today revealed an interesting link.

The team of underfunded scientists who would be biotech entrepreneurs if it wasn't for Jim's sick experiment, said that they've uncovered the two groups of people who hate headphones the most.

"It might not come as a surprise, but it's neck and neck between Gen Z teens and older ethnic women," said lead researcher Berrington Braxton.

"Older white women LOVE making phone calls on speaker at full volume, but they tend not to be as reels focused."

Braxton explained that by the term 'reels' they mean any social media video content - regardless of which platform it is on.

"The young kids seem to just be in a world of their own sometimes," said Berrington.

"And they often just don't pay attention to others around them."

"We've come a long way from kids should be seen and not heard."

"It's harder discern the behaviour of the grandmas cranking reels."

"Whether they are harder of hearing so they have it full blast, or they just wanna be seen."

"They are much better at focusing though, so at least you don't have to deal with the jarring change of reel every 2 or 3 seconds like you do with the kids."

More to come.