Epic Troll As Bloke Gets A Round Of Heaps Normals

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

A rather odd young man has played a rather odd prank on his mates this week after paying nearly $70 for five schooners of zero alcohol beer during a binge drinking session in the state's far north.

Clarrie Coleman, of the Tambo area, is currently on a holiday with his family and other families from the wider central Queensland farming community in Port Douglas. They arrived today and Clarrie and his mates have wasted no time in heading to the pub.

Arriving as the doors swung open at noon, they have been consuming at a pace much beyond their years. Enough so that one local barfly remarked to our reporter, who was also watching on as this potential shame job unfolded, that he was impressed by their ability to put it away.

"Those young blokes are chock full of piss, they've been here for hours," he said.

"Great to see them here laughing and carrying on and not on their phones or getting the dog put up them by their womans [sic]. No, it's great."

Our reporter observed Clarrie snake his way to the bar, barely able to contain his laughter. As he arrived, he barman looked up and Clarrie couldn't get it out.

"Sorry, mate. Just a funny thought. Could I get five pints of Heaps Normal, thanks?"

Though showing signs of intoxication, he was able to get his pints and carefully placing them on a tray, he snaked his way back to his mates.

He went all red and tried his hardest not to laugh as his mates all began sipping from their pints. They noticed him acting like that and asked him what he fucken problem was, which led to a confession.

Clarrie was totally breathless, tears rolling down his cheeks as he slapped the table.

"How's ya fucken Heaps Normal boys! Fucken YUM-O! [slur redacted by legal]!"

His mates nodded and said yeah probably a good idea considering we've been up it non-stop for 3 hours.

More to come.