Potentially Hot Guy Spoils It By Smiling Enough To Reveal Blackmarket Nicotine Sachet

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT

A local hot guy was seen giving every woman in a 10 meter radius the ick the other night as his Heath Ledger like smile revealed two yucky zyns.

Tom Brandyn, who was a classic tall dark and handsome fella, never was concerned over his looks until he was introduced to the addictive tobacco free nicotine sachets.

Tom first discovered the nasty white pouches last year after a mate convinced him it was somehow healthier. Since then, he hasn’t been able to say no to the stuff. 

“I was sick of the vape like that just looked so childish you know?” Tom explained. 

“Also didn’t look very classy to chicks” he added. 

When Tom’s mate first offered him a zyn, his mate described it as a more “discreet” option. Unknowingly to Tom at the time, his big toothy grin would expose his nicotine habits. 

“I was at a house party, talking to this chick and she actually said this hell funny joke, can’t remember it now but it made me proper crack up.” 

“That’s when she started looking at me hell weird and said she needed to go to the toilet” Tom told our reporter. 

The woman in question, 24 year old, Pippa Stevens, saw Tom as a potential suitor before his grin exposed the sachets. 

“He was really tall and normal, you don’t get tall normal ones these days and if you do they’re most likely in a relationship” Pippa told the Advocate. 

“We were actually having a good yarn until I told him this really funny story that I can’t remember now but it was really funny and then he laughed and a fucking zyn was falling out” Pippa said shaking her head. 

“It looked like he’d run out of a dentist appointment” she added.  

Unfortunately for Tom, Pippa wasn’t the only one that noticed the sachet Tom was chomping on. Other women at the party began to ignore Tom and his nicotine addiction. 

“I thought maybe I smelt or something.” 

“I only realised it was the zyn when it accidentally popped out mid convo and landed in a chick's drink.”