Hospo Worker Immediately Hired After Adding ‘Borderline Drinking Problem’ To Resume

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

Hospitality worker Rowan Joseph has finally secured a role for himself at Betoota’s reunion hotel, ending a three month long job search.

The hire comes after Rowan went out on a whim and decided to add ‘borderline drinking problem’ to his professional summary. 

“Honestly I wish I did it sooner, the offers were just absolutely flying in after that,” he said. 

“I was getting all these call backs saying how I’d be a perfect fit for the role and how they think I’d fit in really well with the work culture,”

“Anyway, I ended up settling on the reunion hotel after all the staff invited me out for drinks after my trial shift, we all got fuck eyed, it was so awesome,”

“Deadset I didn’t get home til like 5am, just kept on with Callum, and he had a 10am opening shift the next day, what a legend aye,”

“But yeah was a no brainer after that, they just all know how to hold their piss, apparently work drinks are on 7 days a week, I’m actually THAT keen,” 

The reunion hotel’s manager Davey Leckie says the pub prides itself on its recruitment process. 

“Inviting the new hire out for drinks during their trial shift is all part of the process, to ensure they won’t be some boring fuck that turns down the offer every night,”

“Obviously Rowan is the perfect fit for the role and we’re more than happy to have him aboard,” he said, beaming at Rowan who was heading to the cooler room to quickly neck the drink he’d just poured. 

“What. Pres start early here. Gotta start on the clock.”