Labor Loses Next Generation Of Voters After Fucken Albo Snitches On Schoolkids For Bringing Phones To Class

Labor Loses Next Generation Of Voters After Fucken Albo Snitches On Schoolkids For Bringing Phones To Class

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The Albanese Government has turned an entire generation of Gen Alpha voters off ever voting for the Labor Party.

In potentially good news for the Prime Minister's extremely unorganised and factional rivals, it seems that the next wave of Australians to turn 18 will automatically be voting for anyone but Albo.

This comes after the PM once again throws the Australian teenagers under the bus.

After already banning them from social media last year, now Albanese has exposed which students still had phones on them in the classroom.

Despite most schools banning phones from leaving the lockers or school bags, students are obviously still doing their best to bypass these rules.

However, it seems that all of them have been found out.

At 2pm, the Australian government tested an emergency alert, called AusAlert, on all mobile phones, tablets and smartwatches.

Across the nation all devices let out a loud ring for 10 seconds in unison, in turn, snitching on every single kid that still had their phone stashed in their pencil and laptop cases.

Thanks a lot Albo, fucken snitch.

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