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All Hail Supreme Leader Anthony Albanese. Your Microchip Has Been Activated. Modern Life Is Wonderful And Prosperous
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Big Brother Spokesperson
Welcome to the future.
If you are reading this, life is good.
If it is not good, you will be receiving a visit from the Thought Police shortly and life will become good.
For those who are enjoying a wonderful day 207 of the year, your microchip has been activated and you are living amidst a wonderful and prosperous society.
You are government by a benevolent and loving Supreme Leader who wants the best for you in every facet of life.
You are beginning the transition to public ownership of every aspect of your life, and it will be wonderful.
The Supreme Leader know's what is best for you.
Enjoy the rest of 207.