After Weeks Of Trying To Forget Each Other, World’s Most Toxic Love Triangle Now More Passionate Than Ever

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In some news that has the rest of the global community rolling their eyes, one of the most toxic love triangles in town is back on their bullshit.

After a couple of weeks pretending like they were actually done with each other’s shit and were looking to genuinely move on - The USA, Iran and Israel are airing their dirty laundry in public again.

In the ballistic equivalent of targeted and aggressive Facebook statuses and comments on the local community FB page, the missiles have started flying in the Middle East.

America has promised severe consequences for Iran downing a military helicopter, and Iran is returning serve to its old nemesis Israel.

The latest flare up comes decades after the brief but torrid love affair between Iran and America, who meet in their youth.

That simmering tension has remained ever since the pimply days when a new youthful prospect in Israel turned up to turn America’s head.

Both Israel and America harboured some feelings (although repressed) for Iran, before Iran turned their back and forced them to pretend they never liked them at all.

Then Iran rolled back into town with a thousand yard stare and a seductive but troubling sense of self worth and independence and it’s exploded ever since.

However, shockingly, Iran’s sense of self worth has seen America start to question where it's all going with Israel, allegedly calling it fucking crazy and threatening to walk out.

That lead to hopes that maybe everyone could move on, but unfortunately the trio have descended into their old ways with bombs flying through the air again.

More, much more, to come.