"Pffft $1.6m Isn't Even Lunch" Taylor Scoffs At One Nation's Pathetic Fundraising Effort

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

Opposition leader Angus Taylor has been reminded this week that no matter how much money One Nation raises in a day, it'll always pale in comparison to the figures he's used to dealing with in his world.

As news was broadcast across the country that One Nation was able to raise A$1.6m in just a matter of days, Taylor reportedly turned to his lunch table and quipped "that'd just about cover today".

The alternate prime minister was spotted today dining at Sydney's Catalina with an unnamed lobbyist from the Northern NSW pecan nut industry.

"I can't believe they're getting up and about over a lazy two," Taylor said.

"That's not even lunch. You'd still be drinking Australian wine at that price. The kind of stuff that'd strip the finish of a Series 2 Land Rover. Boys, I'm still famished. How 'bout another dozen oysters? Kilpatrick? Mornay? I know, I know, it's incredibly bogan but there's something naughty about a Sydney Rock with a bit of chedder melted over it,"

"And that's if we're taking what they're telling us at face value. They could be making the whole thing up. And we'll never know. It's pathetic really. You couldn't buy a house to live in for that. You'd still be catching the train to work for that kind of outlay, wouldn't you?"

The unnamed lobbyist broke wind, sending Taylor into a laughing fit.

"Christ man, go to the toilets and sort yourself out!"

More to come.