Melbourne Man Who Missed Out On Tickets To The Game Hits Dans For A Bucket Of Bud

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A man from our country’s most European city has today decided to treat himself. 

Northern Suburbs of Melbourne man Brad Wallace did so a short time ago, whilst preparing to host a few mates for a nice Friday mid morning session. 

“Yeah I was swinging into Dan’s before everyone pulled up at mine, and decided to really lean into the NFL spirit,” said the man who missed out on tickets to the blockbuster at the MCG. 

“So I picked up a case of Buds,” laughed the bloke whose major flaw is being a little bit too into every sport. 

“When the mountains turn cold they’re as blue as the Rockies!” he continued, jumbling the slogan for the popular American beer whose label challenges colour when deliciously crisp. 

“And hey, I would have spent a fortune on going to the game and heading out anyway, so it makes sense to treat myself and the others to a bit of an exotic beer ya know.” 

Wallace confirmed that he will also be ordering a disgusting amount of wing dings and probably a rather calorie intensive Southern Fried Chicken burger as well. 

“May as well go all out aye,” he laughed. 

“Let’s go Rams!” 

More to come. 

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