REPORT: The Poms Are Getting Too Cocky, We Must Bring Back Their 88 Days Of Mandatory Farm Work

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Immigration, Australia's number one political issue is heating up again this week, as the Labor government prepares to announce their newest changes to international intake at the minister's National Press Club address tomorrow.

As the major parties continue to spiral over the competitive back and forth on immigration policies that nobody asked for except the 1% of the population who bombard social media comments with their own cultural anxieties.

As it stands, farming and hospitality will be protected by both Labor and the Federal Coalition.

But what if our politicians are looking at the wrong migrants completely.

Why isn't the open-door for hundreds of thousands of English being slammed shut?

Anti-English sentiment is reportedly skyrocketing, especially amongst upwardly mobile Australian citizens who have to compete for suburban rentals with these posh fucks from London's upper middle class.

That's according to a recent report conducted by an independent Australian thinktank AUZIPRIDE (Australians Under Zero Illusions Pertaining to the Real Invaders: the drunken English).

According to AUZIPRIDE survey of thousands of Australians, 85% of respondents believe that the poms are getting too cocky.

A further 90% say that the English didn't act like this when they were forced to do their 88 days of forced labour in rural Australia.

Unlike the archetypical Asian students who throw themselves into the exhausting work as food delivery cyclist and couriers, and unlike the Irish and Europeans who are still very much required to complete a rural stint picking fruit or milking cows - the English are having the red carpet rolled out for them upon arrival.

While the Brazillians and Colombians are put to work on traffic control, and while the Filipinos and Pacific Islanders are thrown straight into our understaffed hospitals as part of the Skills in Demand program... The English are just taking jobs are real estate agents and marketing accounts directors.

Due to their high-paying salaries in meaningless email jobs, the poms also seem to have the most disposable income out of all migrants - and therefore, are always seen having fun in pubs that everyday Australians can no longer afford to go to.

The report finds that the current xenophobic streak that is dominating Australian politics and media could easily be suppressed if politicians would just bring back the most minor hurdles to the young English migrating to Australia.