Local Gay Man Absolutely Filthy He Didn’t Know His Close Personal Friend Lady Gaga Was Pregnant

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A millennial gay is kicking himself for not knowing sooner that his close personal friend, Lady Gaga, was pregnant. 

Last week, 40 year old pop star, Lady Gaga (Stefani Germanotta) was papped in Northern California carrying a baby, with reports she and her fiancé had welcomed their first child. 

The news came to much surprise to her fans and her fans' friends who couldn’t give less of a shit. Most of all, millennial gay men around the world were fuming that they didn’t know the news before the general normie public. 

In particular, 36 year old Beau Matthews, couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw his non-biological Mother carrying a child that wasn't himself. 

“Like I knew she was taking a break after the Mayhem Ball but I thought it was because she left her soul on the stage and needed some time to get it back,” Beau explained. 

“I would know, I went to that concert two nights in a row in GA and lost 3 kg each night,” he added. 

Beau took the news to his text group chat and spread the news of the 16 Grammy award winner. But before he could type, his group full of gay men and gay spirited women, were already discussing the birth. 

“I think just after 16 years of supporting an artist you expect a sort of two way relationship where they tell you important things,” Beau said disappointed.

“Like she could have messaged or left an Easter egg in a song or something!” 

While Beau may be mad at Lady Gaga for keeping her private family matters to herself, some pop culture experts believe that she withheld the information for the safety of her fans. 

“There’s some theories that if she made her pregnancy public that some super dedicated fans would try to kill themselves to be reincarnated as her baby,” heavy twitter user, Bobby Lewis told the Advocate. 

“Yeah it sounds ridiculous but have you met a little monster?” 

Betoota can confirm that no deaths have been caused since the baby news was announced. 

More to come.