Boyfriend's Pre-COVID Underpants At Least Provide Comforting Assurance That He's Not Playing Up

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Local woman Sally Houston has had an intrusive thought silenced this weekend - by a random item clothing.

Knocking over a couple of quick chores before heading out to dinner with the girls, Houston said she found herself in a moment of doubt, trying to figure out what it is her bf gets up to at all hours on the weekend.

With a string of birthday's, bucks and other blow out related events occupying her boyfriend's weekends recently, Houston said she experienced a rare pang of doubt, wondering if there was something going on.

However, thankfully that pang dissipated nearly immediately after folding an item of her boyfriend's clothes.

"Yeah look at the fucking state of these things," laughed Houston, holding up a pair of cotton undies that were bordering on some twinky mesh number.

"And he's got like 5 pairs like this," she said.

"I guess at least I know he's not playing up out there cause he's probably wearing a pair of dacks like this."

The undies in question were some cotton Levi's that have more holes in them than the Parramatta Eel's defensive line, ane have had the gooch area eroded by countless piss drops and dribbles over the years.

"None of his family seem to by him undies anymore," mused Houston.

"And despite spending 200 bucks on grog and whatever else last night, he doesn't like 'wasting money' on clothes."

"Which I guess is another sign he's not up to no good."