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Entrepreneurial People Smuggler Makes Extra Cash By Not Finishing The Job

12 June, 2015. 13:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Entrepreneurial transport/export businessman, Andrew* says he could have never imagined the fruits that would come from a career in people smuggling. "It surprised me, I thought there was only one way to make money in this industry..." "The life-savings of people who are religiously persecuted is a pretty safe bet," "Turns out you can get...

Eurovision Was The Only Thing Gays Will Be Voting For This Year Says Abbott

25 May, 2015. 12:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected] Prime Minister Tony Abbott has dismissed the idea of a referendum on same-sex marriage in Australia, after Ireland voted in favour of amending the country's constitution on the issue.  Mr Abbott says that the shirt-lifting community were lucky enough to have the opportunity to vote during Eurovision - and that letting them vote...

Britain’s Most Hated Man Shakes Hands With Irish Republican Leader

19 May, 2015. 11:05 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected] ROYAL FAMILY loyalists say they are not surprised that majority of the United Kingdom consider Prince Charles to be the worst thing to come out of the British Empire since smallpox. In a recent survey conducted by the BBC: 90% of respondents indicated that the believe the 66-year-old has a worse reputation than...

The Royal Princess Has A Name… And It Sounds Very Aussie!

4 May, 2015. 14:20 CLANCY OVERELL| Editor | Contact   The princess was born at 8.34am, weighing 8lbs 3oz - just 3oz less than Prince George when he arrived in July 2013. She is the first princess to be born into the British monarchy in 25 years. The last was Prince Andrew's daughter Princess Eugenie in 1990. Covered in a shawl and with a bonnet...

Over 500 Million Unite To End The Stigma Surrounding Wife-Bashing

4 May, 2015. 11:50 IMRAN GASHKORI | World Sport | Contact AFTER FIVE YEARS OF WAITING - it finally happened. An affluent, convicted champion woman-basher fought a street kid from the Phillipines for 45 minutes in Las Vegas - Generating the biggest audience and the biggest paycheque in the history of professional sport. The judges at ringside scored it 118-110, 116-112 and 116-112 for the man known as...

Hillary Clinton Prepares For Oval Office By Browsing Through List Of Male Interns

21 April, 2015. 16:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected]   Hillary Clinton's announcement that she will enter the 2016 race for the White House came in a two-minute video released in a social media blitz, in which she told the US public she wanted to be their "champion". As well as stating "this is my time" - Hillary pointed out she will be...

PETA Hires Former Kodak Directors To Guide Organisation Further Into Irrelevance

10 April, 2015. 10:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected] A MEMBER OF AUSTRALIAN ROCK BAND, I Killed The Prom Queen, has this week appeared in a new anti-wool campaign solicited and funded by animal rights group, PETA. The poster that Adelaide-based guitarist Jona Weinhofen appeared in has suggested that farmers who shear lambs are committing the highest form of animal cruelty, which results in...

Health Supplement Pyramid Schemes Replace ISIS As Most Dangerous Online Recruiter

NICK HUGHES-DENUTO | Health and Wellbeing | Contact A former executive salesman and "Black diamond earner" for the controversial workout supplement Isis-Genix, Michael Schnell spoke to the Betoota Advocate today about his time in the fast-lane of shady "health and wellbeing" pyramid schemes. “Essentially it uses the same basic principles of recruiting followers into a cult, they target people who are down on their...

Turkish extremist not really keen on showing his face while toying with human life

1 April, 2015. 12:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact   A suspected member of a far-left militant group behind the live hostage situation involving a Turkish prosecutor in an Istanbul courthouse, is not really that keen on people seeing the lower half of his face, according to reports. While reportedly demanding that the police officer allegedly responsible for the killing of a teenager at a...

White person intentionally kills 150 people in terrifying act of poor mental health

27 March, 2015. 15:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The co-pilot of the Germanwings flight that crashed in the French Alps, named as Andreas Lubitz, appeared to want to "destroy the plane", officials say. Lead investigator, Scott Minto has cited information from the "black box" voice recorder, saying the co-pilot was alone in the cockpit during what has been described as the...

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