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Angelina Jolie Spotted With New Aussie Toy Boy, Former Spin Bowler Shane Warne

22 September, 2016. 15:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recently single Hollywood superstar, Angelina Jolie, didn't appear too heartbroken by her imminent divorce to third husband Brad Pitt overnight. The 41-year-old was seen leaving a high end LA restuarant last night with a man who is rumoured to be her newest sexual conquest, Australian spin bowler Shane Keith Warne. Warne, who has in...

Perth Man In London Stoked To Find Pub With Cheap £11 Pints

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Western Australia is home to the highest rates of 'wanderlust' in the country, prompting the youth to travel far and wide before they return home to roost. One of the main reasons why young Western Australians yearn for the unknown is the prohibitive cost of getting blind in the Perth, their capital and the most isolated city...

Study Confirms That Batman’s Superpower Is Actually Just White Privilege

10 September, 2016. 10:15CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The writers of the iconic DC films and comic superhero franchise, Batman, have today confirmed that the long held myth that the character doesn't have any superpowers is actually incorrect. The fictional superhero of Batman has appeared in American comic books since first appearing in Detective Comics #27 in May 1939, the character is also referred to by such...

Stuttering man fulfills lifelong dream of knocking Adam Sandler out

7 September, 2016. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ENJOYING HIS FIRST HOLIDAY in nearly a decade, Michael McGarvey and his new wife thought it was time to pack up and the sample the easy life. Landing in Los Angeles last week, the 34-year-old television news producer quickly went to work switching off and seeing all the sights that tinsel town...

Man Made Famous By Condescending Facial Expression In Popular Meme, Dies

30 August, 2015 10:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gene Wilder, the American actor and model who was made famous by the 'Condescending Wonka' meme, died Monday at his home in Stamford, Conn. His nephew said he died of complications from Alzheimer’s disease. He was 83. Millions of meme-creators around the world have paid tribute to Mr Wilder through meme tributes in the dark galleys of...

Fossilised Mosquito Carrying Harambe’s Blood Sells For $240 Million At Private Auction

24 August, 2015 9:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT To the untrained eye, the brown coloured stone wedged in the south corner of the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla enclave looked nothing more than a decoration by keepers. But as soon as Rod Harley saw it, late last week, he knew his life was about to change. Fossilised. An instinct honed over 40 years of fossil hunting told him...

China denies their census night DDoS attack was in response to the Mack Horton controversy

10 August, 2015. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IF YOU TRIED TO complete your census online last night, chances are you weren't able to. Not because our current internet infrastructure was put in the ground when Australia's young men were still bayonetting the Japanese in South East Asia. Not because we weren't prepared for the millions of people who were...

Guardian Reporters Trying Their Best Not To Acknowledge That Trump Is Going To Win This Thing

22 July, 2016 14:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following both the Republican and Democratic Conventions, as well as the recent DNC wikileaks emails, political reporters from The Guardian are now trying their very best to cover the US Presidential election without acknowledging the fact that Donald Trump is almost a sure bet to win this thing. Speaking to the Betoota Advocate today, former...

Taylor Swift becomes third woman ‘killed’ by somebody close to the Kardashians

19 July, 2016. 11:02 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TRIBUTES FROM AROUND THE world have been flowing in this morning after 26-year-old pop star Taylor Swift became the third female victim of the Kardashian family's rampage through popular culture. She was found late last night face down in a bowl of Fruit Loops at her Los Angeles home. Known primarily for either...

Volatile Political Climate Soothed By Completely Made Up Winston Churchill Quotes

6 July, 2016. 10:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With Western Governments around the world currently experiencing a concerning rise in populism and the return of once extinct protectionist movements, it seems the only thing that can manage to console the ever anxious voter is completely fabricated quotes attributed to Winston Churchill. Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill (30 November 1874 – 24 January 1965) was the Prime Minister...

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