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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A huge spike in Queenslanders have received a jab at Bunnings after the state health department expanded its roll-out to utilise the car parks of the popular hardware franchises. In an effort to involve everyday Queenslanders who have been left completely confused and scared by Scotty From Marketing's disastrous public health messaging, the state government has put on pop-up...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long 16 weeks of financial ruin and medical misinformation, the state of New South Wales finally hit the 80 per cent double-jab milestone on Saturday, The target was achieved a week earlier than expected, and has triggered the lifting of further restrictions for people who are fully jabbed in Sydney. NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet said there was a...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a few long months of fretting about her future, things are looking up for Kristen Sullivan. Toiling away through online application after application, answering needless questions about herself that are already in her resume, Sullivan was beginning to wonder if there was light at the end of the tunnel. So when she received an automatic group email from someone...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a recent survey has show that there wasn't one early-20s white hipster that was unable to speak conversational Japanese, Sydney University has today announced a roll-out of several new subjects within their School of Languages and Cultures. "We feel that there is a saturation of people learning Japanese and Spanish, mainly just to benefit their holidaying experiences" said...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a matter of hours, Sydney's hospitality workers will endure their first Friday night crowd since New South Wales was released from the gruelling 16 week lockdown of 2021. Right across the Harbour City, bartenders and waiters are being currently briefed by their managers, aheads of an onslaught of manic and thirsty energy. With strict rules around bookings and patron...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A modern-day Australian bushranger has peeled off from his pack of fellow reprobates to focus on his own interests, as the evening ends up at a 24-hour licenses hotel. While keeping his gang in sight, local man Antonio James (28) has ridden his steel horse deep into the night, while in the comfort of an air-conditioned smoking room at...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the NSW Liberal Government begins to accelerate the transition to renewables, it seems that carbon-exposed workers across Australia are starting to feel betrayed by the party that squandered every dollar they dug out of the ground during the mining boom. Hydrogen, wind and solar are back on the table - and NewsCorp have made the overnight decision to...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's newest greenie has wowed reporters at a spectacular press conference this morning. Speaking with a couple of politicians down in Sydney, Andrew 'Hippy Twiggy' Forrest rolled in to speak with an incredible bongo drum rendition of Bob Marley's Buffalo Soldier. Finishing off a feverish rendition of the popular song, the head of one of the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recently-but-not-so-recently unemployed man is making drastic moves to avoid watching Ellen on television today, and instead, he is stretching out phone calls with his mates working 9-5. While his mates act polite and try their best to not be distracted by their jobs, Jim Peterson (28) wants to know what else happened after he left on Saturday night. "Was...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New South Wales Premier has kept the wins rolling in this week, announcing a shiny new policy to win over the people of the Hunter and Illawarra regions. Fresh from being the man in the pictures as the state opens back up, Dominic Perrottet has revealed a three billion dollar hydrogen energy policy. With Twiggy Forrest standing...