Melbourne Man Beats His Mates To The Pub For That First Pint, Just To Take It All In Ya Know
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After an awful couple years, Melbourne has today exited its sixth lockdown, after reaching the 70% milestone of people aged over 16 in Victoria have received two doses of the jab.
As of today, school students will return to class part-time, fully jabbed people will be able to visit hairdressers and other beauty salons, and groups will be able...
Christian Porter Refuses To Name Shadowy Figure Who Just Paid For His Petrol At Belconnen Servo
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In what can only be described as one of the most flagrant disregards of public trust, the Morrison government has voted down the establishment of a parliamentary inquiry into Christian Porter's use of funds donated by a blind trust to cover his legal costs associated with suing the ABC.
This development in the curious case of Paid Leave Porter...
Absolute Fucken Dropnuts Doesn’t Want To Get The Jab Because He’s Scared
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A proud Queenslander who reckons he could smoke more bongs than any other bloke in his hometown and routinely breaks the speed limit to impress his mates is apparently a little bit hesitant about protecting himself against this virus.
Hailing from the Central Queensland town of Gladstone, Clayton Claymore (31) is one of those blokes who openly discusses what...
North Queenslander All For A Laugh But Calling His Hometown ‘Clownsville’ Will Result In Hands
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In a day and age where everyone loves having a whinge about 'not being able to say anything anymore' - North Queensland remains the last bastion of red hot humour.
However, despite this reputation for political incorrectness, there is still a line in the Deep North. Even if they don't like to admit it.
As local skip bin operator Michael...
“Where I’m From There’s Not A Lot Of Roads Or Airports” Says Gold Coast Man Who Works In Canberra
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In another reminder to the nation that he is trying his very hardest to play a regional Aussie battler, Queensland Senator Matt Canavan has today made an interesting claim.
The university-educated man who grew up in the Gold Coast before moving to Canberra to dedicate his life to a career in politics has told the media that he...
QLD Premier Hires Gordie Tallis To Promote Jab With The New “Stop Being A Fucken Cat” Campaign
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Yesterday, the QLD Government announced a new roadmap towards united interstate families in time for Christmas, providing the state can get continue on their trajectory to reaching herd immunity by December.
At 70 per cent of QLD's eligible population doubled jabbed, expected on November 19, anyone who has been in a declared domestic hotspot in the previous 14 days...
Day 3 Of National Party’s Net Zero Debate Erupts Into A Brawl Over Monte Carlos Vs Kingstons
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As Australia's agricultural-centric political party remains undecided on whether or not they are willing to take action against the number one threat to agriculture, it appears things have gotten a little testy in the meeting room today.
In a bizzare turn of events, the Federal Government is unable to weasel their way out of an inconvenient situation, after Scotty...
After 30 Years Of Mediocrity, This Senior Public Servant Still Cannot Convert PDFs To Word Docs
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A gibbering old bastard who works at the Betoota Heights branch of the Australian Tax Office is still unable to convert a PDF to a Word doc, something that's critical to his job, after 30 years of doing fuck all on the public dollar.
Despite being shown how to do it daily since 1990, Darryl...
Sydney Parents Make Dash To Early-Opener Pub After High Energy Post-Lockdown School Drop-Off
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Sydney school zones are feeling like a staff Christmas party this week, as long-suffering parents bid farewell to their long-suffering kids after four long months of home learning.
Kindergarten, year 1 and year 12 students are back in the classroom full-time as of yesterday, after being in lockdown for more than 100 days.
The rest of the schooling cohort will...
Report: Maybe Ya Coulda Spent Less Time Pulling It To Submarines And Had A Yarn With Barnaby?
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As the sun slowly sinks down on another day in Canberra it appears as though the government is no closer to a unified position on Net Zero 2050.
Not receiving the same tap on the shoulder from the News Corp as the Liberals, the Nationals are still holding out on committing to try and prevent humanity from ensuring...
