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Ivan Cleary Running Off Half An Hour Sleep After Wayne Bennett Winks At Him At The Dally Ms

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With just five days until the 2021 NRL Grand Final, the mind games have already begun between the two coaches. Penrith's young buck Ivan Cleary is heading into the Big Dance with an equally young team, including his own son as captain. This firey Western Sydney energy of the homegrown heroes contrasts heavily with South Sydney's more experienced line-up with...

“What Brisbane Outbreak? Says QLD Premier Fronting Press Conference In Ear Plugs And Eye Mask

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane City has recorded four new community cases in the past 24 hours, just days before the Queensland capital is set to host their first ever NRL Grand Final at Suncorp Stadium. One of Queensland's new cases was a truck driver who had been infectious in the community for eight days, while another was infectious for a week. Masks are...

Kurtley Beale Reportedly Interested In Getting The Hot Tub Boys Back Together

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There's some exciting news for Wallabies fans today, with revelations a Wallaby great could be interested in making a comeback to the Green and Gold. Following the recent success of James O'Connor and Quade Cooper, reports have emerged that Kurtley Beale is keen to get the Hot Tub Boys back together. The Hot Tub Boys were a part...

Cultured Melbourne Girl Still Buzzed From Big Weekend Of Bragging About Not Watching Sportsball

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As millions of living rooms across Melbourne erupted into both euphoric cheers and heartbreaking cries on Saturday night, the 2021 AFL Grand Final will be remembered as one for the ages. After 57-years, the Demons broke their premiership drought in a tense 80 minutes of inspired football. It was a match that nearly got a way from them in...

Reece Walsh Charged With Behaving Like A Handsome And Well Paid 19-Year-Old On The Gold Coast

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New Zealand Warriors fullback and rising Queensland Maroons superstar Reece Walsh has admitted to behaving like literally every single person on the Gold Coast with a bit of coin behaves, regardless of their age. This comes after the NRL player was arrested by Queensland Police and found to be in possession of a little bag of that stuff that...

Anna Calls On Lang Park To Rise And Boo Rest Of The Country In 20th Minute Of NRL Grand Final

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As another major sporting code prepares to do a Grand Final a little bit differently, the hosts of the NRL decider have issued an interesting plea. Following in the footsteps of Perth Mayor Basil Zempilas, Queensland has called on fans to rise to their feet in a special Grand Final tribute. However, rather than applaud the rest of...

Demons Fan Can’t Wait To Rub It In His Coworker’s Face When They Go Back To Work In 3 Months

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Melbourne Demons ended a 57-year drought on Saturday night by defeating their cross-city rivals the Western Bulldogs, to win the 2021 Grand Final. The weary Demons fanbase, many of whom have never known the joy of winning a flag in their lifetimes, weren't treated to the easiest 80 grand final minutes - as they white knuckled through the...

Australia Now In Alternative Universe Where Melbourne Wins The AFL But Don’t Even Make NRL GF

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is today currently locked in some alternate parallel universe, where everything we understand to be true has been flipped on its head. This comes after the Melbourne Demons stormed home to beat the Western Bulldogs in last nights AFL Grand Final in Perth. The 77 points win off the back of an incredible goal burst in...

Oat Milk Ad During Grand Final Broadcast A Fair Indication That Melbourne Demons Are Playing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Although most people in the Southern, Western, and Central Northern regions would already be aware, there has been official confirmation this evening that the Melbourne Demons are playing in the AFL Grand Final.  This verification comes after TV viewers were assaulted by an ad for oat milk, reminding sports fans that the inner-city Dees are playing in tonight’s match.  They...

Report: Bit Humid In Brissy?

With more dropped balls than head knocks, the semi final showdown between the Storm and the Panthers has the rest of the rugby league world wondering what the weather is like in Brissy. In fact, the nut is so slippery, this game is starting to resemble a Warriors v Cowboys match Townsville. With no visible rain coming through on the broadcast,...

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