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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anyone who doesn't have millions of dollars worth of franking credits to protect have today confirmed that Paul 'Aldi Alan' Murray is an absolute dribbler. That's according to a survey of Australians who have had the great displeasure of walking in the living room while their grandparent's are being handfed state propaganda by a whingeing Sydney toff who lives...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the dust settles on the 2021 NRL season and the final two teams left standing slowly wrap up their benders, an NRL Icon has kept the news cycle churning. 2005 NRL Champion Benji Marshall has finally called time on his illustrious career, announcing the move alongside some of his former teammates this afternoon. Speaking out the front...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In another twist to the Penrith fairytale last night, it seems that Panthers winger Brian To'o actually played for 80 minutes with 10x5cm suede ring box in his underpants. Moments after defeating the Rabbitohs 14-12 in the neck-and-neck grand Final, To'o rushed to the sideline to propose to his partner Sala Moesha Crichton-Ropati was sitting. With blood dripping down his...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 11 years after laying out the roadmap, Gus Gould's plan has come good. The Penrith Panthers have done it For The Area and won their club a premiership. After 80 minutes of thrilling, Origin-level footy, the boys from the west beat the Bunnies 14-12 in the decider. The huge win comes 11 years after Gus outlined his 5-year...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just minutes away from the 2021 NRL Grand Final, and countless fairytales are on the line. Will the Penrith Panthers take home the silverware in their second premiership decider appearance or will they experience the same heartbreak as last year. Or will the South Sydney sentimentalism take control. Adam Reynolds, the son of a street sweeper from Redfern, will depart his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WALKER'S ON: Rabbitohs star Cody Walker is today carrying the black excellence rugby league on his back, after 40,000 Indigenous football fans looks for someone to cheer on as they begin to experience withdrawals from the cancellation of the 2021 Koori Knock Out. It was announced in August this year that Knock Out would be cancelled for the second...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Parramatta Eels coaching staff are today redrawing their entire game plan ahead of this weekend's NRL grand final match, which has been dubbed 'The Battle Of The West' This comes as Penrith Panthers winger Brian To'o was seen once agin mastering the Super Saiyan form during a Tuesday afternoon training run. According to the Japanese belief system of Dragon...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland government confirmed new public health restrictions this morning, as six new cases were recorded in the state overnight, including one in Far North Queensland. However, with the state moving back into Stage 2 restrictions, 13,000 ticketholder have unfortunately been told that they will have to stay home as the stadium is forced to scale back to 75% capacity...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local NRL star Jaylon Mankercroft (23) has today kicked into gear, as the week-long post-season celebrations continue in some Meriton apartment in inner-city Brisbane. After a draining season of quarantine bubbles and blow-out scorelines, the rising Queensland Origin prospect is taking the opportunity to overindulge in a bit of old fashioned partying. However, while the severe binge drinking and fancy...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just four days out from the 2021 NRL Premiership-decider between the Penrith Panthers and the South Sydney Rabbitohs, and the usual Grand Final fanfare is underway. With the entire competition relocated to a Queensland bubble to allow live matches, this year's battle between South and Western Sydney will be cruelly hosted at Suncorp Stadium However, the home state of these...