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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ngarigo tennis star Ash Barty has finally sat down with her laptop this afternoon to begin catching up on some life admin, following her incredible Wimbledon victory last night. While celebrating her victory over Karolina Pliskova, Barty has decided now is as good as ever time to begin sorting through a backlog of invitations from various Aboriginal and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Israel Folau is today scouring Sydney's North-West Hills District for a decent lawyer who accepts a payment option of thoughts and prayers. This comes after GoFundMe pulled Folau’s fundraising page from its website and is issuing refunds to all his donors, saying the campaign breached its terms of service. The crowd-funding campaign was set up with a $3 million target,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Queenslander, Alfie Carroll (38) has arrived at his interstate worksite today with a spring in his step. Making no mention of his home state's 38-6 loss to New South Wales last night in Game II of the 2019 State Of Origin, Alfie begins immediately talking about the sporting successes of Australians overseas. Particularly Queenslanders overseas. Namely, Ipswich girl and current...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Australian rugby player, Israel Folau has once again learnt that his religious freedoms don't take priority over contract law, after GoFundMe removes his fundraising page from its website and issued refunds to all his donors, saying the campaign breached its terms of service. According to the terms and conditions on the website, users may not attempt to raise...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With State Of Origin Game II happening this Sunday night, content producers at both the NRL and Channel 9 are facing an ethical dilemma. This comes after former NRL-player-turned-AFL-player-turned-rugby-star Israel Folau reaches the $500,000 mark on $3m crowd-funding target. The 30-year-old is appealing to the public to help him pay his legal fees against his former employer Rugby Australia, after...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are breathing a sigh of relief today, as the Israel Folau saga takes the most cringeworthy turn yet. As of this morning, the multimillionaire tri-code footballer has launched a crowd-funding campaign to raise a $3 million target, to help cover his $150,000 to fight Rugby Australia over the termination of his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Christian Ol' Jack (68) says he didn't know you needed to run down gay people to get any help from the many philanthropic Christians out there. The former serviceman says if he knew that telling gay people that they were going to hell would land him $300k in half a day, he'd almost consider it. But he's not going...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the ACMA has found that half the shit that was on daytime TV in the 1990s and 2000s would never get signed off on today. While TV censorship experts and Christians complain about the increased swearing and violence on day-to-day sports and reality programming, researchers say it's got nothing on those inbred panel shows that...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Forget the coach whisperer! The Blues are going back to the drawing board for Origin Game II and delivering a New South Wales squad that reminds their fans of the good old days. Back when they were pinballing through coaches and solely depending on the newest star talent who only left school a few years ago. The glory years of Origin,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even 24 hours since the Adani coal mine received the green light to begin construction and central Queensland businesses are already reaping the economic benefits. This follows the news that the controversial multinational has been given the go-ahead to start building its controversial Carmichael coal mine after the Queensland government issued the last major approval this week. The Indian...