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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal stealing water from the Murray Darling and questioning climate science department will officially merge with the environment department as part of a major overhaul of the public service announced by Prime Minister Scott Morrison. The number of government departments will shrink from 18 to 14 as part of a move that represents one of the most significant...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As over 100 out of control bushfires ravage our drought-stricken rural regions, the Federal Government have today finally come together to keep Australians safe By repealing laws that force the Home Affairs office to provide adequate medical treatment to critically ill refugees. Taking a break from hanging out with sportsman whose names he can't remember, Morrison has today found another...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians are today reeling after a video was published online showing the Gold Coast chapter of the Young Liberals might be made up of a bunch of trust-fund padded little cunts. The Liberal National Party (LNP) says it will take disciplinary action against members of its Young LNP after a video was posted online showing one of its branch...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New allegations surrounding Coalition backbencher George Christensen have suggested that the reason he spent more time in Phillipines last year than Australia wasn't because of his love of scuba diving. Often referred to as 'The Fat Bachelor' by Malcolm Turnbull, George Christensen represents the Dawson electorate in lower North Queensland. However, during the 2019 election campaign he came to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Soon-to-be mums and dads across the nation are being praised today for holding off on all third-trimester gender announcements until the rural fire services give clearance to light that motherfucker up. This comes as a series of cold fronts moving across New South Wales have put firefighters across the state on high alert. Calling for a ban on all...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dentist has today been urged to stop being so obsessed with her patients lack of interest in flossing a cord of thin filaments between their teeth to remove food and dental plaque from areas a toothbrush is unable to reach. Dr Ava Whinge has today tee'd off on yet another innocent citizen who doesn't share her fetishisation...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation's baby boomers continue to be ridiculed online for their lack of emotional intelligence and inability to process grave warnings from climate scientists, one older roadside mechanic has today returned served. Bruce McAfferty (68) was considering retirement earlier this year, but after seeing just how incapable the younger generation is at dealing with day-to-day life, he's realised...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today once again brought into question the actions of the NSW Police, who are already under fire for strip-searching underage women and taking directives from the Prime Minister during investigations into one of his ministers. Albanese started the week by criticising the government over a call Scott Morrison made to NSW Police Commissioner Mick...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Morrison's media team work hard to steer the news cycle away from the climate fires ravaging countless regional towns in four different states, and instead hold press conferences to assure the public he will defend the senior citizens who have been abused in aged car facilities that were deregulated by his own party - a new thorn...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Israel Folau is now demanding $14 million in compensation from Rugby Australia, claiming he could have been a Wallabies captain. That's if he didn't post all that stuff about gay people going to hell on social media. The former Fortitude Valley rat has continued to shock the nation with his beliefs, now claiming that he could have been skipper of...