KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The CEO of Triple M Diamantina has been forced to change his AC/DC printed boxer shorts this afternoon after experiencing a sexual climax.
The Advocate understands that Paul Mullen, the head honcho of Central Queensland’s 101.5 Triple M, spoofed in his pants after discovering that the ‘NRL in Vegas’ round will coincide with U2 playing at the Sphere, the highest-resolution screen in the world that can entertain 20,000 punters.
With the whole network geared up to focus its advertising and talkback shows to discuss the first ever ‘Ultimate Bucks’ in Las Vegas, it’s believed news of the clash has buoyed the station’s promotions team.
“You’re kidding me, two games of NRL plus U2 playing around the corner, this weekend will be a middle-aged man’s wet dream!” Paul is alleged to have told his marketing team in this morning’s content meeting.
In a series of WhatsApp messages sent to The Advocate via a mate who runs the late-night switchboard at the station, listeners of Triple M can expect to hear a whole new batch of competitions next week with tickets up for grabs to watch Bono sing ‘Beautiful Day’ before watching Patty Carrigan run out for the Broncos.
“My boss is going nuts, there’s two new promos this week,” the radio mole told our paper.
“Tomorrow Mick Molloy and MG are doing a “Give us your best Elvis impersonation” for a chance to win seats on a Virgin jet to Vegas, and the week after it’ll be “Tell Triple M your dream table of poker players” to score box seats to the footy.
“Course Paul will be heading over there on a jolly himself, he’s a twice divorced, gambling addicted Irishman that loves footy and Dad rock, it’s the Vegas trip of his dreams!”
