LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact

With the national collective enjoying something that slightly resembles the enjoyable period of nothingness between Christmas and New Year, those who look back at happier times are now considering a blow out after one and a bit weeks of hard work.

One such participant is sales coordinator Elise Fraser (30) who is feeling pretty keen to have a rowdy one after a week and a half of work that hardly anyone else has been around for.

“Yeah it’s been a while since I really enjoyed myself,” stated Elise as she thought as far back as 12 days ago.

“Fuck this week, I’m getting smashed.”

With plans to foil her Sunday with joys of dry-retching and nausea Fraser states she is already looking towards bigger and better things.

“Australia Day long weekend just a few weeks away. After then I just have to make it until Easter and then…fuck.”



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