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A local child is getting life off to a boring yet incredibly privileged start as evidenced by their collection of toys that is as boring and posh as they are.
While other kids waste their time in the fictional world of Pokemon, Quentin Quaggly (4) of Betoota Grove appears to be much more interested in collecting toys that directly resemble animals from the real world we live in.
Although these animal toys are in no way related to a globally successful intellectual property, they still pack a hefty price tag which is rich considering none of them can perform a thunder shock move or even a quick attack.
At just four years of age, young Quaggly doesn’t quite realise they are the infant equivalent of an adult who’s still really into baking sourdough even if mother Deb Quaggly (34) thinks the boring collection of posh toys is pretty lit.
“They’re Scandinavian designed, we’re lucky to even have most of them because they’re limited edition,” stated the mum, talking about a plastic cow.
“We have all three of the jersey dairy releases. The trick to getting exactly the ones you’re after is ordering them online for a premium price.”
As the interview continued, young Quaggly asked reporter Louis Burke if he had any games on his phone which prompted Burke to give the poor posh sod his phone out of guilt.
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