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Prime minister Scott Morrison has this week shown he’s ready to fight the good fight come election time, by beating Anthony Albanese at his own game and debuting a stunning weight loss transformation.
Sporting a massively slimmed down figure and pronounced cheekbones to match, Scott Morrison was seen looking almost Machine Gun Kelly-esque for the Women’s Weekly cover shoot, looking to have lost roughly 20 kilos in just one week.
This is despite just months ago stating that he ‘wasn’t trying to be anyone else’ and that he ‘doesn’t mind a bit of italian cake’ – comments that were of course directed at Albanese’s weight loss and dashing makeover.
But now it appears the pressures of the election have gotten to Morrison, who sports a noticeably smaller frame.
Speaking to Women’s Weekly, Scott boosts of his discipline and shares his secrets to the monumental weight loss.
“It’s all quite simple”, laughs a slightly green looking Scott Morrison, “you just need some good old fashioned food poisoning.”
“If you do it right, you’ll be shitting sideways for a week.”
Showing the reporter the pink chicken curry he made a couple of nights ago, Scott proudly says he’s even thinking of trademarking his ‘salmonella diet.’
“It really works. You do feel a bit nauseous, but beauty is pain as they say.”
Taking a moment to clutch his lower stomach and lick at the bead of sweat that dripped onto his lip, Scott admits the diet can be pretty taxing on the body but that it was all completely worth it to get one over on Albo.
“Everything he can do, I can do better.”
More to come.
