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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL is already experiencing a big jump in potential brain-injury-causing tackles this week, as the players warm up the shoulders for the first ever 'Who Can Get On House Of Highlights Round'. Starting with the Rabbitohs V Roosters showdown at ANZ stadium last night, where Roosters enforcer Jared Waerea-Hargreaves got himself ruled out of the finals after being...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The coach of a lower mid-tier rugby league team has today told reporters that 2022 should be a good year. Anthony Brennen, the coach of the NRL team that's finished outside the final 8 for the 4th year in a row told media at what will hopefully be his second-last conference for the year, that he's really looking...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have shocked the greater NRL community today by announcing that they've signed a new footballer who hasn't even won a premiership at another club, or even a Dally M. The player, 31-year-old Levi Parsonson, has been a mainstay of mid-season NRL for the last decade - playing for both Wests Tigers, Penrith Panthers, pre-Wayne Bennett Newcastle...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the newest win for middle-class white feminism, promoters of Saturday night’s Battle of Bendigo boxing match between Jeff Horn and Michael Zerafa decided at the last minute to sack their ring girls, after coming under fire from activists groups. The newest example of the prudish stigmatisation of sex workers and models disguised as eighteenth-wave advocacy has seen three...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has informed his wife that he hopes she doesn't have anything planned this weekend. Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon, Scomo explained that he's told his staffers, and his family to clear his schedule for this weekend, cause he's 'Out of Office.' "No I'm not going fishing," he laughed. "I've told the missus that I'm...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A trendy NRL player has decided to show off his sensitive side this week by booking himself a trip to somewhere in Europe. The Gold Coast-based star named Brayden Lucas has informed his Instagram followers that he's not a 'dumb jock like the rest of the meatheads' he plays with, with a post about his exciting cultural getaway....

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Deciding to one-up their efforts form last year the Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs are set to go even bigger for Mad Monday this year. In a move that's set to enrage bosses at NRL HQ, the Bulldogs have confirmed that they'll be having their Mad Monday inside a glass box planted on the steps of the Opera House. This follows...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ben Stokes has joined the long list of Kiwi sportsmen and women to break Australia's heart this year, with his unbelievable century to steer England to a miraculous one-wicket win in the third Test at Headingley. England were faced with the laughable prospect of chasing down 359 — the biggest run chase in the team's history — to keep...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's premier batsman Steve Smith's day 4 concussion at Lords looks like it may have resulted in long-term affects, after he began posting the types of memes you only post after a decade long career playing full contact sport professionally. Smudge was officially ruled out of Thursday’s third Test because of the lingering effects of the concussion, which came in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has today had to issued a safety warning to all residents attempting to jump on the Brisbane Lions bandwagon currently hurtling through the Smart State at full tilt. This comes after reports of number of disenfranchised Rugby Union and Rugby League fans ruining their moleskin trousers and UNIT boardies attempting to get in on the...