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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from across the ditch, the All Blacks have named their team for the Bledisloe decider this weekend. Sensationally, for the first time in well over a decade, the All Blacks have only named 15 players, rather than the customary 16 players they normally do. This traditional XV man announcement comes after referee Jerome Garces...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Kiwi nationals and ethnically Kiwi Australians are the country are this week struggling to process the cold, hollow and downright upsetting feeling of dispair that Wallabies supporters have become very well acquainted with over the last twenty years. This comes days after the Australian rugby union side dominated New Zealand, both physically and psychologically, in a disturbing 47-26 win...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In an awful start to his attempt to sue Rugby Australia for $10 million and have his contract re-instated, Israel Folau and his lawyer turned up late this morning. Bumbling into Melbourne's Federal Circuit Court earlier, the pair hurriedly apologised to the Judge for their poor punctuality and promised it wouldn't happen again. Folau's lawyer explained that he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Rules Football is set to return home to the town that made the game, Brisbane. That's according to the Brisbane Lions' 91-point win over Gold Coast on Saturday night, where they showed the newest Queensland club who really is the boss. Fans are beginning to re-emerge out of the woodwork from right over the state, as Queensland's beloved AFL...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Less than 24 hours before Israel Folau kicks off his legal proceedings against Rugby Australia, his Instagram and Twitter accounts have been taken down. This comes after Israel Folau's lawyers finally managed to explain to the controversial footballer that it's actually not just god who can judge him. Hear our interview with a much nicer Christian Australian below:  That explanation comes as the committed hypocritical Christian prepares to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The light industrial suburbs of Windorah can be a tough place to grow up. So tough, apparently, that even their local rugby league team is able to get away with a team song that includes quite visual references to sexual intercourse as well as full blown f-bombs. The Windorah West Windmills were originally founded in 1895 as a community centre...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The coastal city soon to be formally known as the Gold Coast looks set to get a facelift this year. Boasting roughly a million residents, the region that stretches from the tweed to South Brisbane is set to be renamed the Spoon Coast, and have a giant spoon built in the heart of the city. This comes...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Wallabies newest match-determining player, James O'Connor, does not look like he will be putting Rugby Australia in any uncomfortable positions by posting extremist Christian homophobia in the near future. That's according to his current social media presence, which, while quite spiritual, is more about yoga and self-development - not condemning Drunks, Homosexuals, Adulterers, Liars, Fornicators, Thieves, Atheists and...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local outside back is not helping himself this afternoon it's been confirmed. That confirmation came after Bedourie Bulldogs number 14 Blake Ashfyord donned the full-length leg and arm skins in an incredible display of self unawareness. Short of falling on his knees and begging the home Betoota crowd to berate him non stop for 80 minutes, Ashfyord...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Collingwood Magpies supporter named Kayden Watts has confirmed that he's changed his tune on security guards drastically over the last couple of days. The 31-year-old construction manager did so after seeing the footage NBA star Ben Simmons posted on his Instagram following being allegedly racially profiled at Melbourne's Crown Casino. Watts revealed today, that although he has...