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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian tennis star Nick Kyrgios has today breathed a huge sigh of relief. This comes after the man responsible for showing more leadership on the bushfires currently devastating Australia than people like Scotty from Marketing was informed that Barry from Capalaba's changed his tune on what he thinks about him. "It's huge for me, to know that I'm...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australian sports journalist continue to hysterically drum clickbait regarding Latrell Mitchell, the 22-year-old double premiership winning NRL star is attracting criticism for taking his time and thoroughly exploring his career options. There has been roughly 120 articles written about Latrell Mitchell since the full-time buzzer of the 2019 NRL season. This comes as Australian media struggles to...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The firefighters battling blazes across the Eastern Seaboard have decided to finally call it a day. As the nation prepares to take on New Zealand in what looms as a mouthwatering matchup with a strong Kiwi team, the call of 'hoses down' has rung out around the bush. Despite the fact over a 100 bushfires are still burning, the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Earlier today, NSW Health officials recommended that Sydney residents stay indoors between 11.00am and 4.00pm if possible, as the combination of a 30-40 degree day and severe air pollution may present severe health risks for the elderly and those with respiratory issues. While dense bushfire smoke has been near-permanent fixture in Sydney for the last few weeks, the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The fallout from the World Anti Doping Agency's (WADA) decision to ban Russia from all major international sporting events has reached the Shire this morning. WADA took the decision after concluding that Moscow had tampered with laboratory data by planting fake evidence and deleting files linked to positive doping tests. Following the landmark decision to ban the nation...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minster Scott Morrison is today panicking after being forced to ditch his plan to hide behind Australia's love of sport to avoid any further discussion of climate change - and recent funding cuts to emergency services. After Australian convincingly cat-and-moused a war-weary Pakistani side at an array of cities over the last month - the upcoming test...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby League star Latrell Mitchell has today revealed he's stoked to find out who he's been negotiating with today, tomorrow. The 22-year-old back to back NRL premiership winner, State of Origin winner, Kangaroo and Dally M Centre of The Year, said he's really looking forward to learning about who he has been talking to. This follows daily updates...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yeah, that's it. Wrap it up. That will just about do it for the week a brand new report has revealed. This comes as the boys start getting into it for the Day-Night Test down in Adelaide, and the hot weather persists across much of the nation. "Yeah, I'm done," confirmed one local man already down at the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After almost two months since the final whistle blew of the 2019 NRL season, things have gone quiet. Almost too quiet. That's according to the long-suffering NRL executives and club boards. Given it is actually the off-season, so footballers aren't playing football at the moment - and therefore not making headlines for their actual sporting achievements. It is still suspiciously quiet. In...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local brown-trout fisherman, Jeremy Dunning (37) has today arrived in Sydney with his local solicitor to begin court proceedings against Rugby Australia. Jeremy claims the Wallabies would have put in a "superior performance" if he had been selected for the 2019 Rugby World Cup in Japan and he could have possibly captained "a trophy-winning Wallabies team" in the future. Jeremy,...