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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WHO WANTS TO TAKE ON THE CHAMP? Despite dreaming about this scenario since the first day of his apprenticeship twenty years ago, Yagoona-based carpenter, Cam Seftons (41) has already grown tired of being forced to stay home on full pay. After getting a bit too familiar with Sky Racing in his man-cave yesterday, Cam has decided to give the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT CHUMP-E-YUN: NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has confirmed that the bizarre ban on construction work in Greater Sydney will go ahead, despite rumours that it would be reviewed and repealed were spread this morning by conservative media commentators acting on behalf of developers. Berejiklian defended the decision by simply pointing out that majority of Australia's tradespeople come from the exact...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Grandpa Kev has today realised his role as Australia's fill-in father figure might continue indefinitely after our discovering our flakey Prime Minister's plans to once again skip town in the middle of a crisis. While rummaging through the underwhelming 'man cave' at Kirribilli House, Former PM Kevin Rudd has stumbled across some damning documents that point to Scotty From...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has just wrapped up the 11am daily press conference, in which she announced that her state has recorded 98 new active cases, of which 20 were infectious in the community. With stricter lockdown measures being placed on the South-West corridor of Sydney, and a city-wide ban on all construction work - the Premier says it...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's former Prime Minister, Grandpa Kev has had to once again intervene today, after being handed some sort of suss yuppy beer when trying to unwind while watching his beloved Broncos get pumped once again by another bottom eight Sydney club. If the 24-42 loss to the Tigers wasn't bad enough, Grandpa Kev's afternoon was most definitely spoiled by...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has once again been alpha'd by Kevin Rudd, after the retired former Labor leader was forced to once again intervene after being unable to stomach the inaction of of Australia's Part-Time father figure. This follows the news that Kevin Rudd has relocated from his home in Brisbane back to the secondary official residence of the Prime...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WHERE'S HE GONE? Former PM Kevin Rudd has had to intervene to prevent a full-scale culinary disaster, after Australia's deadbeat dad wandered off during a crucial moment when he was supposed to be manning the barbie. As reported by The Betoota Advocate, Kevin Rudd has since moved back into Kirribilli House, where he is now playing the role of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In letter obtained by the ABC today, it can be revealed that former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has had to intervene on Scott Morrison's sub-optimal parenting this afternoon, and pick up the kids from school while the Part-Time PM mindlessly presses buttons in a Kirribilli gaming lounge. This follows the news that Kevin Rudd has relocated from his home...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Melbourne are going back into lockdown, it has been confirmed by the Victorian state government today. The five-day snap lockdown will begin from midnight tonight to curb the growing outbreak that has seen a man and a child test positive after attending the MCG on Saturday, July 10, at the same time as a man in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In letter obtained by the ABC today, it can be revealed that former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has had to intervene to help Scott Morrison correctly fill an esky on the lawns of Kirribilli House house last night. This follows the news that Kevin Rudd has relocated from his home in Brisbane back to the secondary official residence of...