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Local battler Mark Kempsy (29) is reportedly experiencing a newfound sense of accomplishment and self-assurance after treating himself to a brand new pair of socks, the luxury self-care expense has left him feeling like he’s finally got his life together, although he can’t explain why.

“It’s like walking on clouds, mate,” Mark proudly declared.

“I’ve been through some rough patches lately, but slipping on these fresh socks… it’s like a whole new lease on life.”

Mark has found himself at such a low point in life that the simple act of purchasing a pair of socks – which may seem inconsequential to some – now represents a symbolic life victory and clear indication that he’s getting his life organised again.

According to Mark, the moment he slipped his feet into the soft, cushioned embrace of his new socks, he felt a completely forgotten level of comfort and for a short moment, optimism washed over him, as if the very fabric of his being had been revitalized.

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