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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The twenty-person team behind all media and social messaging for the Betoota-based travel agency DiamantinAIR are this morning relishing in the one day a year where they get to have a bit of fun. "Haha oh my God people are falling for the press release!" says campaign director Bel Smythe - who is one of nine women in the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian gun enthusiasts will soon be able to comprehensively insure their AR-15s under a new insurance policy with the NRMA. This follows a three year initiative to take control of the Australian government through donating tens of millions of dollars in legally grey campaign funds, The National Roads and Motorists' Association have today announced their first insurance policy for semi-automatic firearm...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson has today paid an unexpected visit to the NRL Central to seek advice from the rugby league executives on how to best deal with damaging video footage that has the potential to fuck your entire organisation. This follows the release of a damning two-part investigation into One Nation's attempts to undermine Australian democracy by meeting with American...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has labelled today a "day of shame" for the Australian media after they reported on a documentary made by a complete third party media organisation that wasn't even really about them. Hanson has insisted footage taken of her was taken out of context, especially the bit where she claimed the tragic Port Arthur Massacre was...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An explosive investigation has revealed there may be merit to the vicious rumour surrounding an incident that took place in dining area of the Engadine McDonalds after Cronulla's loss to Brisbane in the 1997 Super League Grand Final. 'The ScomOreo Mcflurry' as it has come to be known in Sutherland Shire folklore, has long suggested that the current Australian...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Disgraced former Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has today come out and provided context to his treasonous actions that saw him forced into resignation from public office. "I was on the sauce" he said. "Both times" Dastyari is of course referring to two seperate incidents that linked him to dodgy shit with Chinese donors, an insatiable flame he was unable to stop...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local gyprock specialist, Craig Grantley (55) appears to be in the dog house tonight. This comes after a sporadic Monday night knock off drinks got a bit carried away, to the point where the-father-of-three made the mistake of calling up powerful American gun lobbyists and asking for tens of millions of dollars. "Not again!" shouted his wife, Karly. "You said...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Millions of men around the country have sighed this afternoon, after it was reported that One Nation staffer attempted to blame the grog for his efforts in procuring tens of millions of dollars in foreign funding from the NRA. Ashby joined fellow disgraced LNP identity and high ranking One Nation staffer Steve Dickson for a press conference this afternoon, where...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Rifle Association has today released a statement regarding the revelations that One Nation staffers had flown to Washington DC in an effort to secure tens of millions of dollars in foreign funding from powerful American gun lobbyists, in exchange for loosening Australian firearm laws. A spokesperson for the NRA says that while it is not a good...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of synergy between Satan and Australia's far-right nationalists One Nation, the Great Beast has today officially disendorsed Pauline Hanson, after learning of overseas meeting with the American gun lobby. The controversial Abrahamic religious entity says that 'even I have to draw a line somewhere' - and that he knows that he is expected to encourage all forms...