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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Embattled NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has today made an effort to combat her growing disproval rating with pretty much anyone who isn't a baby boomer property investor. With music festivals being cancelled across the state, a capital city of six million that won't serve a beer after 10pm, and national landmarks hosting advertisements for horse racing, Berejiklian has had...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's intelligence agencies are today getting to work after Peter Dutton finally admitted that sometimes white people can be terrorists. This follows the news that the Federal cabinet's National Security Committee is due to receive an urgent briefing from ASIO and the AFP on the risk posed by right-wing extremists following Friday's tragedy. Executive staff from both departments will brief...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne-based national hero Egg Boy has today continued down the path of being a really great bloke by voluntarily helping a mate through one of the most painful domestic tasks there is. Moving house. Egg Boy's mate, Toddy, had to move house today after the lease ended on his old place way sooner than he had prepared for because...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just when you thought he couldn't be even more a good bloke, Melbourne-based superhero Egg Boy has been spotted this morning going out of his way to help a struggling young mother get a pram up the stairs at a local train station. The young woman says countless men had walked past her, even after it became quite visible...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT That mad cunt who egged Senator Anning and has subsequently become a Muslim icon, looks like he won't have a hard time on Tinder when he's finally of age to use dating apps. The Australian teenager was filmed smashing an egg in the head of a far-right senator who has been trying his best to make headlines over the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With thousands of non-voting-age activists preparing to walk out of their classrooms to demand action on climate change tomorrow, both of the major parties are beginning to worry that they might be on the wrong side of history with this whole keep burning-coal-until-the-world-ends thing. Hundreds of school students are preparing to fill arcades and city squares protesting against what...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the incoming Prime Bradbury of Australia prepares for his final campaign trail as lead of the opposition, he's taken it upon himself to manage the expectations of his core supporter base. As The Coalition Government's Nightwatchman continues to get very little leather on willow in fleeting light, Shorten is well aware it is almost a certainty that he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After several trials and errors with business start ups over the last few years, Byron locals Magnolia Smithers and Banjo Clementè have finally become what they always claimed to hate. The new 'BEE YOU' line of non-edible honey products appears to have found way more momentum than they would have ever openly aspired for. After moving to the Northern...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ever since she was traumatised during a primary school excursion to the Darling Downs, local West End resident, Cara Boutstuff (29) has dedicated her entire life to protecting animals. She's one of those vegans that is so strict in her beliefs that she doesn't even eat food products that contain honey, for fear of being complicit to the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister and respected Northern Beaches community elder, Uncle Tony has reportedly 'run-up' of his longtime political rival Mark Latham today. The Special Envoy To Indigenous Affairs says that in the Australian political landscape there's only room for one bitter old coulda-been Prime Minister who's turned on the party that provided him with a lifetime of tax-payer funded...