Australian gun enthusiasts will soon be able to comprehensively insure their AR-15s under a new insurance policy with the NRMA.

This follows a three year initiative to take control of the Australian government through donating tens of millions of dollars in legally grey campaign funds, The National Roads and Motorists’ Association have today announced their first insurance policy for semi-automatic firearm owners.

“We are very excited to extend our insurance packages to responsible, and arguably irresponsible Australian gun hobbyists” said a spokesperson for the member-owned organisation.

“I mean, if you were a responsible owner, you probably wouldn’t need this level of insurance.”

“So for anyone that accidentally fires a few rounds into their garage wall while cleaning their lightweight rifles, we’ve got you covered”

“As covered as anyone who accidentally crashes their car”

“Because, as the gun rights activists in this country have pointed out thousands of times, owning a gun is exactly the same as owning a car”

While the package is not yet available due to strict laws surrounding the use and possession of such vilified semi-automatics, the NRMA says they are hoping that after this upcoming federal election, One Nation will be able to weaken Australian gun laws to the point where any fucken moron can get their hands on military grade weaponry specifically invented to kill as many people as possible.

“It’s great to see our insurers coming to the party” said One Nation leader Pauline Hanson.

“However, I must point out that this has nothing to do with the well-documented efforts made by my two closest colleagues to procure tens of millions of dollars in an attempt to undermine democracy”

“Let me make it very clear to the Australian people, I have never sought donations, or political guidance, from the NRMA,” Hanson said,


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