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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's paleo community have taken to the streets today to demand the rest of the nation adhere to their chosen lifestyle and diet. This comes 24 hours after the first diet-based protests broke out across the country on Monday morning, with thousands of iron-deficient inner-city plant-based animal-rights advocates blockading busy metropolitan intersections and trespassing on family properties in regional...

INGRID DOULTON | Television and Other Drugs | Contact A number of vegan protestors arrested today in Melbourne will be forced to watch the Married At First Sight finale this evening as they spend their first night in custody. Speaking to the media this afternoon in the nation's most dangerous city, Dale Cassidy from the Victoria Police said 'they weren't kidding...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's animal rights activists are starting to slow down this morning, after coming out of the gates hard with a lot of shouting and physical exertion. The protestors blocked one of city's busiest intersections, disrupting 11 tram routes during peak hour, making life hard for the other inner-city residents within their echo chamber. What started as a passionate and peaceful...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Institute Of Australian Nightclub Door Girls has found that 98% of people who put their hands up to be a contestant on Married At First Sight, also used to rock a pink Moto-Razr back in the day. "What we have found is, the Motorola Razr appears to have set a tone for young people...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The blokes from Powderfinger and the other organisers behind the iconic Splendour In The Grass arts and music festival have finally announced this year's highly-anticipated lineup. Headlining this year’s lineup is Childish Gambino, Chance The Rapper, SZA, Foals and James Blake. This year, however, there has been a specific focus on Australian talent. with POND, Thelma Plum, Ruby Fields,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local fly-in-fly-out oil and gas worker Brendan Wilton (52) has today been caught out pulling a sneaky one, as he approaches the halfway mark of his current two-week swing. After a couple years of intermittently living out of a demountable in Chinchilla, Brendo was surprised to see a friend request from an apparently local chick, who he had never...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a radical new effort to avoid Michael Daleying his Steven Bradbury, Labor leader Bill Shorten has today looked to fill a gaping black hole in his public persona. Well known for lacking a characteristic set of behaviours, cognitions, and emotional patterns that evolve from biological and environmental factors, Shorten has today purchased a membership at the Essendon F45...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Operation Sovereign Borders will be coming to a close in just a few weeks" said the Nightwatchman in a press conference this morning. His opening sentence set the tone for what appeared to be the most assertive political position taken by the Liberal Party since gun reform. "As of May, we plan to be no longer processing children or medically...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The twenty-person team behind all media and social messaging for the Betoota-based travel agency DiamantinAIR are this morning relishing in the one day a year where they get to have a bit of fun. "Haha oh my God people are falling for the press release!" says campaign director Bel Smythe - who is one of nine women in the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian gun enthusiasts will soon be able to comprehensively insure their AR-15s under a new insurance policy with the NRMA. This follows a three year initiative to take control of the Australian government through donating tens of millions of dollars in legally grey campaign funds, The National Roads and Motorists' Association have today announced their first insurance policy for semi-automatic firearm...