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Scotty From Marketing Whips Up A Zesty Sri Lankan Curry From Cook Book Left Behind In Biloela

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has once again taken to social media this week to advocate for the fruits of multiculturalism in modern Australia. Scotty From Marketing shared a series of snaps of a Sri Lankan lamb baduma with godamba rotis he cooked up at The Lodge in Canberra, 'Girls and Jen loved it,' he wrote, in reference to his...

“Who Wants My Opinion On The Queensland Border?” Says Bloke Who Gave COVID-19 To An Airtasker

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The man responsible for one of the earliest outbreaks of COVID-19 in Queensland has once again offered his opinion on what he believes to be Labor's excessive measures aimed at stopping the spread of coronavirus in the Sunshine state. Peter Dutton MP, the Home Affairs Minister has piped up again recently after being informed by a NSW inquiry into...

PM Refutes Claims He’s Gone Missing On Vic Aged Care Crisis: “I Don’t Hold A Bed Pan, Mate”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just hours after attempting to shift blame to Buckingham Palace, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has doubled down on absolving himself of blame in the current Victorian aged care disaster. Talking on 2GB talkback rado this afternoon, Morrison addressed the concerns that he has completely side stepped his Federal responsibilities to the nation's elderly, who are currently dying by the...

Grown Adult Honestly Thinks World Leaders Created COVID-19 To Ruin Their Economies On Purpose

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the last 24 hours, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has had to wheel back from comments he made about the possibility of rolling out a mandatory COVID-19 vaccine when it becomes available. Morrison had to double back and say Australians would not be forced to get a coronavirus vaccine, just hours after Mr Morrison said it would made...

“Ahh Yeah I Heard About That Virus” Says Mate From Out Bush, Nine Months Into Global Pandemic

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT North-West Queensland stockman, Karl Bratter (32) doesn't seem to be aware that no one in the city of Melbourne is allowed outside their homes for more than 1 hour per day. Either that or he doesn't care. He's also unaware that no one in Australia will be going on an overseas holiday for the next year, or on an overseas...

Report Finds That Paul Murray Tells More Lies To Boomers Than Firepower Fuel-Saver Pills

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report by a media advocacy aimed protecting Baby Boomers from fake news has found that the biggest culprit in misleading Australia's most vulnerable and reactionary citizens is the same bloke who gave the world's worst interview with Donald Trump that has ever existed. ROOMER is an industry lobby group aimed at making sure Australians born before 1965...

Wife Instantly Drops The Topic And Cheers Up After Being Informed That She’s Overreacting

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A tense moment was carefully defused last night after a small-scale argument broke out over a seemingly trivial domestic matter.  Neighbours reported shouting and the sound of doors being slammed as the argument escalated, until the fracas came to a sudden peaceful conclusion.  “Yeah, it got a bit heated there for a bit” admitted arguee Hamish Mealle. “The missus kicked...

Karl Cranks Up The Serbian Alphabet On His Twitter Bio Following Media Diversity Report

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TV host Karl Stefanovic has sent shots back today at a landmark study of Australia’s media landscape that found that the nation's on-air talent is overwhelmingly white, without specifying if they meant funny stuff in the lunchbox white or full on skippy white. Media Diversity Australia says its report – which found almost 76 per cent of those on Australian...

Inquiry Finds Elderly Would Receive Better Aged Care If They Went Mad And Tried To Shoot Cops

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Government acted with “self-congratulation” and “hubris” by not learning lessons and not preparing Victoria for its devastating outbreak of coronavirus in aged care facilities that have killed over 100 people since Melbourne's second wave, a royal commission has heard. So far there have been 220 deaths of aged care residents due to COVID-19, which makes up 70% of the...

“Surf Was Shit” Says Gold Coast Man In 2 Week Hotel Quarantine After Checking Swell At Fingal

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Since 1am on August 8, the Queensland border has been closed to anyone who has been in a COVID-19 hotspot in the last 14 days unless they receive an exemption. Residents living in the declared ‘border zone’ will are able to apply for a new declaration border pass but will only be permitted to travel within the border zone...

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