Politics

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a somewhat disjointed press conference this morning, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has issued a plea to the nation of Australia. Speaking from what he describes 'as the best city in the world,' Scotty from Marketing hacked through a short but sharp address on the bushfires. Following nearly 2 months of being Missing In Action as Prime Minister...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has become increasingly interested in what images, video and information Angus Taylor has on Prime Minister Scott Morrison. These concerns follow the confirmation that Angus Taylor is set to head off to Madrid to attend an international Climate Change conference despite the fact he doesn't actually believe in Climate Change. The little first-class soiree comes after...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has today excitedly joined the man that ended up becoming Prime Minister when he wanted to become Prime Minister to excitedly announce a new spy taskforce to do all the shit he hasn't been able to do in his current job, because he's not very good at it. The Federal Government plans to spend...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what's been a tough week for Angus Taylor, the aspiring Prime Minister has had another embarrassing moment. With the police investigation into Taylor's decision to allegedly doctor official documents in some weird crusade against Sydney Mayor Clover Mayor ramping up, the Energy Minister may now have another case on his hands. This comes after the Member for...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Labor are today taking their very few wins where they can, after the news that former state MP Eddie Obeid will be released on parole next month. Eddie Obeid, who is far more of a household name than any of the last five generic white people to lead NSW Labor, has served three years behind bars for...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Adelaide's private schools are ecstatic today, after learning that they may get their hands on a new coach just in time for the 2020 rowing season. This comes after the announcement that Federal senator Cory Bernardi will quit politics by the end of the year, after finding no success in his efforts to dominate right-wing politics in Australia, after...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has just made a lot of environmentalists and scientists very mad it can be confirmed. The PM just did so by destroying a long-held and widely regarded as irrefutable, scientific principle. For years, environmental groups have adamantly protested that 'You Can't Eat Coal, Can't Drink Gas' in an effort to ensure that Federal Governments...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Climate Change denying and rock-spider apologist Prime Minister Tony Abbott has this week lashed out at the nation for failing to laud him with the praise he deserves. The ousted former Member for Warringah did so at his tribute dinner where he described his government as 'remarkably underappreciated.' "I used to think that the Abbott government was a...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Labor's election autopsy has identified the cause of the shocking and unexpected death a few months ago. After 6 whole months of deliberation, the party has released a document attempting to spare all of those still at the front of the party who were complicit in the slow-moving trainwreck but still want to be high paid politicians moving...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report by 11,258 scientists in 153 countries from a broad range of disciplines warns that the planet “clearly and unequivocally faces a climate emergency,” and provides six broad policy goals that must be met to address it. However, in Australia, a country that is currently being ravaged by unprecedented bushfires and some of the most severe droughts...