Politics

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For Scotty From Marketing the words 'when it rains, it pours' have never rung truer. This week on the podcast, we are pulling one out of the vault, the Liberal Deputy and political veteran Julie Bishop. She's got some stories and a few zingers. Listen here: With many thinking that now that a lot of the bushfires that have...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT President of the Terimungle Netball Club June Wilson has already earmarked the spot for the club's new state of the art Hyperbaric Chamber. The lifelong volunteer for the regional club known affectionately as the Mongrels, said she can't wait to get her hands on the funds that she says will be a gamechanger for the long-time battlers. "Like...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After his disastrous field-trip to Cobargo, Scotty from Marketing has returned with a secret weapon which he is certain will win the adulation he needs to score some decent handshake footage for the next LNP TV commercial montage: palm cards containing quotes from the popular 2001 Ben Stiller comedy ‘Zoolander’. “Come on, shake my hand guys; it’s not my...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today acknowledged that he caused "great anxiety in Australia" by taking a family holiday in Hawaii as bushfires burned across the nation that have been killing people and destroying homes. Mr Morrison announced he would cut his trip short on Friday, after the deaths of two volunteer firefighters in New South Wales....

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Accused by the left of being tone-deaf, out-of-touch and Humphrey Bear’s conservative cousin, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again proven that he’s just like any ordinary Australian who shouldn't be running a country. Holding a press conference in his smoke-covered home city of Sydney, Mr Morrison took to the stand to discuss the issue weighing on the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a concerning development for the marketing gun from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, it's become apparent that the bushfires still ripping through the country might be targeting Christians. Since his Shire rebrand, the current Prime Minister has done his best to dig his head in the sand regarding the bushfires that have now burnt huge swathes of...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, bushfires have been totally outlawed in an attempt to reduce the drain on the nation’s water supply. Under the latest rules, no new bushfires are to be lit without a permit, and all existing bushfires must be fully extinguished by midnight on December 31. Any property owner who also owns one or more bushfires must...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a chunk of the nation continues to burn Prime Minister Scott Morrison isn’t afraid to busy himself with the increased demand to act like an ‘everyday Australian.’ It appears that his response to the bushfires ravaging the east coast has done just that as Australian citizens now believe that Scott Morrison, like them, is unfit to run a...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man representing the region that exports a huge chunk of Australia's coal has today surprisingly decided to challenge the calls for national action on Climate Change. Member for Hunter Joel Fitzgibbon has called for the nation to just woo up a bit on this whole Climate Change thing and take a few deep breaths of bushfire smoke...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a somewhat disjointed press conference this morning, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has issued a plea to the nation of Australia. Speaking from what he describes 'as the best city in the world,' Scotty from Marketing hacked through a short but sharp address on the bushfires. Following nearly 2 months of being Missing In Action as Prime Minister...