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LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local phone user Ashely Field is suspicious her busy friend might actually be a secret agent after they ended a phone call without saying goodbye. Field’s conversation with friend Kaine Newton came to an abrupt end while Field was confirming weekend plans. “I said ‘so I’ll see you there?’ and he just said ‘yep’ and I was halfway through saying...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since Josh Frydenberg's citizenship status was brought into question during the 2017 Australian parliamentary eligibility crisis, the Liberal Party has today put their foot down and said that racism is NOT okay. This comes as the Member for Chisholm, Gladys Liu MP, faces accusations of light-hearted treason by people who don't really like the idea...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local dad, Clive Gasnier (55) isn't fucking around when it comes to his treasured mint slices. That means, one is enough for you, and it's none of ya business how many he has because he paid for them and no one even knew they were in the fridge until he brought them out. That's because he hides them away. Because...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local small Italian Cafe/Restaurant in Betoota's French Quarter has shocked the ATO today. Barely two months since the end of the financial year, Il Grassa Chode has just filed reasonably accurate tax documents. In a piece of admin that has left many at the ATO scratching their head, it's believed the cash-only business decided to get it...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Vegan protestors have caused havoc around the country again this afternoon. Pubs across the nation are currently in crisis mode after a number of protestors chained themselves to their Buck Hunter machines. The activism immediately followed the announced that Labor would be supporting the government's new agricultural protection bill - known colloquially as the 'vegan terrorists' bill. Buck...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A majority of Australian children are spending more than the recommended daily limit for screen time, that's according to a new report by the Australian Institute of Family Studies. At 4–5 years old, Australian children are averaging more than NBN-contractors per week-day. By 6-7 years old, this increases to more than mums-at-school-cricket per week-day and per weekend day. This...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young university student named Ashley White who still lives at home with her parents and doesn't work has made an interesting claim today. The student currently studying at Betoota Polytechnic today confided in a fellow classmate that she has 'definitely just failed that exam.' 'Like literally, failed it.' These claims came after White emerged from the 90-minute Discerning...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It’s only been a few days since Flume’s rear end rumble went viral, however we are already seeing a number of interesting learnings come out of the faux-rim.  According to The Advocate’s data analyst, while there has been a huge increase in the number of people searing for Flume, what’s emerged is actually a new term the internet has dubbed as...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Australian DJ Flume has shocked fans for the second time in a week, after a new controversial video emerged. Video footage has emerged online of the music producer, programmer and DJ ploughing through a Filet-O-Fish. The video of the disgusting act, follows the young man from Sydney performing a 'sex act' on stage at Burning Man, where he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After finally calming down from a big week preparing herself to climb Uluru, before getting too scared to continue climbing Uluru, Pauline Hanson has today tuned into the wireless to hear about what else is going on in the world. It didn't take long before the One Nation leader was once again seething at the state of this once-great...