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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coles CEO Leah Weckert has taken time this morning to shake off some stress by burning a few ants with a magnifying glass. Just a few days after an explosive investigation by the ABC's Four Corners program that uncovered a litany of dishonest practices in the Australian supermarket industry, there have been calls for systemic...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Saint Barnabas of Danglemah kept true to his word at the Simpson Desert Cattleman's Association Gala dinner in Betoota last night, sticking to the non-alcoholic drinks for the entire evening. The former Prime Minister even drove himself home from the function in what's been described as a strange occurrence and a departure from what the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier has told The Advocate that times are tougher than what they seem out on the farm at the moment. David Clarke, of "Eurama Downs" via Windorah, told our reporter that the operating lease of his 2020 Toyota Landrcruiser GXL expired at the start of this year and due to a myriad of...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has defended Barnaby Joyce's right to disconnect and take time out of work to focus on personal issues as the Member for New England looks to take an extended break from his responsibilities in Canberra. Last week, Mr Joyce was filmed by a member of the public clinging to consciousness while...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has expressed his disappointment in the wider public today after a chalk outline of where one-time Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce fell last week after allegedly succumbing to a cocktail of alcohol and prescription meds on a Canberra footpath. "This is obviously the work of Greens and Labor staffers, they live...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney-native that now enjoys the peace of living in our cosmopolitan desert community has told The Advocate today that for a while now, he's been growing tired of The Sydney Morning Herald and has been looking for a reason to end his subscription. A 'column' allegedly penned by Toto Albanese, the 8-year-old cavoodle owned...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man that owns the only Jeep Gladiator in the Betoota Shire Council area has reportedly found the perfect hat to wear on his bald head when he's driving about town. French Quarter Brazilian jiu-jitsu (BJJ) instructor, Brett Goink, told The Advocate that he has more than one Goorin Bros trucker hat and...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A real poon from our town's Heights district has announced to anyone who'll listen that he's decided to go on a self-imposed exile from the drink for the foreseeable future. Just how long that is, over-employed barrista Jay Jenkins doesn't really know. The 34-year-old full-time-live-at-home-son told The Advocate that he's not exactly doing the alcoholic pause...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts A local city worker that now has to skip meals in order to pay the rent has wondered to himself on the way home this afternoon that all of this shit started because some idiot in Wuhan couldn't cook his pangolin properly. Darcy Douglas, 34, grosses about a grand a week, he says. From that...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts In a world where young workers are often given a bad name for putting their own well-being before that of a giant multinational company, a local recruiter has revealed that a candidate that they're putting forward for a job in construction management as been working since he was fourteen-years-and-nine-months-old. And not just at some corner...