Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has reportedly asked one of his staffers to notify him when his coalition colleagues has made the tough decision to sign up to Net Zero Emissions, so that he can start packing his bags for another trip overseas to be photographed with the Queen and the US President. This comes after a week of scrambling by...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tensions continue to rise in Canberra this week, after Scotty From Marketing was told to wait patiently until his coalition allies in the National Party are ready to admit to the climate science that they've actively been writing off as hippy rubbish for the last twenty years. The government is trying to gently convince the Nationals to support its...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THOSE DRUNKEN TOOTHLESS HICKS!! Barnaby Joyce says his party won't be "forced into a corner" on the government's proposed pathway to net zero carbon emissions by 2050. This comes after a week of Morrison trying to gently convince the Nationals to support his overnight decision to start listening to the scientists that have been tearing their hair out for...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has today revealed the reason behind the Nationals hesitation on committing to Net Zero 2050. Speaking in parliament today after the mammoth 8 hour National Party meeting yesterday, Barnaby Joyce explained that he needs to do what is right for him and his colleagues. His comments come as pressure is heaped on...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has called out social media companies for allowing people to vilify others and spread misinformation without consequences The PM flagged potential changes around digital accountability yesterday, as he labelled social media a “coward’s palace” where liars can “destroy people’s lives”. “ say the most foul and offensive things to people, and do so with...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has decided to champion a new issue today, after it personally started affecting him and his way of life. Barnaby Joyce has called for a crackdown on misinformation on social media, following rumours being spread about a member of his family online. The leader of the Nationals said that it is absolutely...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today yelled his way through a 30 minute press conference, after the terrifying realisation that he had missed an opportunity to take credit for something he'd had nothing to do with. After delaying Australia's jab roll-out by 6 months because he was too busy starting a trade war with China and Europe to even bother...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what can only be described as another dummy spit from a man who is desperately trying to shift blame away from his catastrophic jab roll-out, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has accused Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk of “holding the federal government to ransom”. Scotty had previously slammed Palaszczuk’s “shakedown politics” back in July - after she refused to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing says the NSW anti-corruption watchdog that has forced the resignation of several NSW premiers and the incarceration of more than two dozen state MPs, is a 'real problem'. It comes after NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian announced on Friday she would resign as NSW Premier and from parliament after the state’s Independent Commission Against Corruption...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Prime Minister has been left in a state of confusion after showing up to watch the NRL Grand Final in his home state of NSW. After failing to answer his work phone, the Prime Minister’s inner ring began a series of thinking exercises to determine where Scotty would be using Scotty logic. “OK it’s Sunday, maybe he’s at church...