US President Donald Trump has been spotted sprinting through the West Wing by White House staff this morning, after confirming that both he and his wife Melania Trump have tested positive for COVID-19.

With a syringe in hand the husky President appeared to be making tracks for The White House laundry, in an effort to stop the virus before it took control of his body.

Mr Trump made the announcement on Twitter after confirming his senior aide Hope Hicks had tested positive for the highly contagious disease that he had previously described as a democrat hoax and has done almost everything in his power to not contain.

“Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately,” he said.

The First Lady Of The United States said she and her husband are quarantining at home, however, it has been quite difficult for Melanie and the White House staff to keep the President isolated.

At time of press, Donald Trump was seen sprinting down the red carpeted hallways of the capital.

“Out of my way!!! Out of my way!!!” he shouted.

“Give me some of that sweet sweet sweet Sodium hypochlorite. Hook it into my veins!!!”

“We will get through this TOGETHER!”

Mr Trump is 74-years-old, putting him at higher risk of serious complications from the virus.

However, doctors say he is much more likely to die from the 60 millilitres of industrial liquid bleach he has just injected into his arm.

“Yes. Yes. YES!!!” he whispers, as the burning chemicals begin to spread throughout his body.

“I’ll let you take it from here, science”



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