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Local bachelor, George De Souza (27) says he doesn’t use Tinder much, but when he does, he gets a few bites here and there.

Aside from his well written 60 word bio about how painfully uninteresting his life is between his job at Betoota’s TAB head office and his sharehouse living arrangement in a relatively mundane South Betoota suburb with his brother and girlfriend, Andrew is killing it with the photos.

One photo, which depicts him standing on some sort mountain-top with massive sunnies on in a selfie that is way too close to his face, is just so hot.

Another, has him holding an enormous fish that he could with a $1200 fishing rod.

“I tell the girls that I throw him back in. Haha” he tells our reporters.

“They don’t wanna know what happens to them afterwards. Haha. Chicks love animal lovers.

It’s for this reason, George reckons that the profile photo, which is the first one that comes up on the dating app, is so successful.

“I got so close up with this tiger cub in Thailand” he says.

“It’s mum was there and everything. She didn’t stir once. I was pretty gentle but it was hell cute”

“Chicks love it. Haha”

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