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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT US President Joe Biden has today announced a groundbreaking foreign policy. The man in charge of the self-proclaimed home of the brave and the land of the free has revealed how he plans to de-escalate the situation with China. Biden says he will pump a few hundred million dollars into producing the long-awaited fourth installment in the Rush...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As wildfires tear through Europe and tens of thousands are evacuated due to record-shattering heatwaves, droves of climate-change denying Australians are taking the opportunity to beat their chests. Because Australians know a hot summer better than anybody! This comes after Britain recorded a new provisional record temperature of 40.3C in central England, with 29 sites across the country experiencing temperatures...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The climate change-aided disasters that have plagued Australia for the last decade appear to be now unfolding in the Northern Hemisphere, causing chaos in countries not prepared for extreme weather events. For the first time this week, the United Kingdom has issued the first-ever red warning for extreme heat in the heart of England. Temperatures of up to about...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just eight British politicians are left in the race to replace the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, as nominations closed for the first ballot to find a new Conservative Party leader. Former Treasury chief Rishi Sunak was previously considered the frontrunner, but has since become overshadowed by a surprisingly charismatic aristocrat from the south of England. Former polo champion turned real estate mogul Sir...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the geopolitical situation keeps evolving in the Pacific, two heavyweights of the region have today revealed their frustrations at the state of things. With the Pacific Islands Forum taking place this week, Australia and America have once again screamed blue murder about someone else trying to take advantage of their small island neighbours. "It's just disgraceful that...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT British TV shock jock Piers Morgan has today been met with the horrifying realisation that he might have ended his own career. This comes after the 57-year-old Murdoch goon spent yesterday celebrating all of the hard work he has done to oust UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, after turning on him two weeks ago in a desperate effort to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the march towards the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France begins, more eyes than ever are watching the mid-year tests. With the Bledisloe, Spring Tour, and the RWC exhibition matches all ahead of us after this, no one is salivating harder for this abundance of rugby than the fans of the most winningest professional sporting team in history...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Britain are today kidding themselves if they think that their wildly unpopular Prime Minister will resign in the face of extreme pressure from his own party and voters. This comes as Boris Johnson defies stern advice from his senior ministers to quit, vowing to cling on to leadership with both hands. More than 32 politicians and parliamentary...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation's new Prime Minister has today wowed the crowd of journalists following him around the country. PM Anthony Albanese has struck envy into the hearts of journalists and cameramen by showing them some of the pictures from his luxurious overseas holiday. A customary procedure after any overseas jaunt, the PM has pulled up some happy snaps from...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local sad case is under fire today for an extremely controversial decision. Just over halfway through a full-blown overseas boys' trip, Jayden Norris says he just needs a few hours to himself. After 7 days of frenetic hedonism in a foreign, Jayden says he's actually 'had enough of these cunts.' The pathetic local coward has reportedly informed...