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Food Poisoning Now Only Realistic Way To Achieve Beach Bod In Time For Summer

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Shawn Nguyen, like many others around the nation, is finally coming to terms with the truth today. Once again the warmer weather has rolled around, and once again the accountant from the Flightpath District has been left ruing his lack of a health regime. Nguyen confirmed to us this afternoon, that the only chance he has of getting his rig...

Wagga Kangaroos Officially Change Club Name To Blazing Star Of The Southern Universe Kangaroos

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT (Photograph: http://paulwkerr.photography) One of the Riverina's most storied rugby league football clubs have today announced that they will be changing their club name, in accordance with the changing face of their town. The Wagga Wagga Kangaroos RLFC, a footballing institution responsible for giving us names like Peter Sterling, Tom Raudonikis and Jamie Soward - have today unveiled their new and improved...

Photos Circulate Of Wagga’s Controversial Clay Target Shooting Club At Centre Of ICAC Inquiry

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales ICAC hearing is today continuing their investigation into whether former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian breached public trust or deliberately ignored any alleged corruption by her ex boyfriend Daryl Maguire. A series of text messages and emails sent from Maguire to Berejiklian were also read, related to the questionable funding allocated for the Australian Clay Target...

ICAC Appoints Berejiklian’s Sisters To Grill Daryl Maguire Over Who The Fuck He Thinks He Is

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If the disgraced former Wagga Wagga MP Daryl Maguire thought the kitchen couldn't get any hotter, he was wrong. Today, once again, the most hated ex-boyfriend in New South Wales will step into the witness box at the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) inquiry into Gladys Berejiklian. A lengthy ICAC investigation, by the name of Operation Keppel, continues to dig into...

Tradesman Confronts Arch Nemesis During Heated Midweek Showdown In Local Loading Zone

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A remarkably unpopular local parking ranger is in the hospital this morning and a French Quarter builder is facing charges after a heated argument turned physical in a Rue de Branlette loading zone around 9 am. Police will allege that David Conn, of Allen Street in Betoota Heights, drilled a hole in the hand of Bradley Wallace Coleman during...

Gladys: “How The Fuck Was I Supposed To Know How Much A Hillbilly Clay Target Shooting Club Costs?”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ICAC is today continuing their investigation into whether Gladys Berejiklian breached public trust while advocating for a multi-million-dollar grant in her dodgy ex-boyfriend's electorate. The inquiry has heard that Ms Berejiklian's office took a 'particular interest' in a $5.5m grant to a Wagga Wagga clay target shooting club The Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) is considering whether there was a...

Coked Up FIFO Who Lives In A Gold Coast Canal 6 Bedder Says PM Has Betrayed Rural Australia

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An entire workforce of carbon-exposed tradesmen have today declared their disgust with the man they voted for in 2019. This comes as Scotty From Marketing announces his vague new commitments to Net Zero Emissions by 2050 just days before he flies to Glasgow to get photographed with the world leaders who are refusing to give him submarines unless he...

Royal Commission Into Melbourne’s Crown Casino Confirms That The House Always Wins

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The report from the Royal Commission into Melbourne's Crown Casino has been released this week, with a too-be-expected finding handed down. Despite finding that the behaviour of the operators was "disgraceful" and their practices were “variously illegal, dishonest, unethical and exploitative," royal commissioner Ray Finkelstein has confirmed that Crown can keep its licence. Unsurprisingly, the Victorian State Government...

Victorian Libs To Focus On Defeating Andrews Once They Decide If Gays Should Be Electrocuted

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian opposition has today revealed that they will begin preparing for the 2022 state election, once they've decided how they all feel about electrocuting gay people. For die-hard Coalition voters in Victoria, it has been a difficult couple years watching their party do their best to ruin their election chances against Dan Andrews. Even after his rent-a-guard quarantine disaster...

“I Wouldn’t Revive Silverchair For A Million Bucks” Says Man Who Would Be Paid A Lot More Than A Million Bucks To Revive Silverchair

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man that could earn himself tens of millions of dollars if he ever decided to spend 6 months in and out of hotel rooms and private jets, says there's no way he'll do that, not even for a million bucks! Newcastle rock star and former frontman of Silverchair, Daniel Johns has this week reiterated that he does not...

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