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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police say a lifeless body found outside the New South Boomerstan Parliament this after is that of Andrew Constance, the state's transport minister. The Supreme Premier of New South Boomerstan, Her Excellence Gladys Berijikilan, told media this afternoon via a short statement that Mr Constance was 'executed' for a number of crimes against the state,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Independent senate candidate Jacqui Lambie has come out strong with some big promises just days before Tasmania joins the rest of the country at the polls. 18 months after having to resign from the Federal Senate due to her never-before-considered dual-citizenship status, Lambie is back and more Australian than ever. Tasmania has six sitting senators up for election: three from...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ScoMo has lashed out at himself, and Labor this afternoon after visiting a local private school that has four demountable classrooms on what used to be the tennis centre. The Prime Minister visited our cosmopolitan desert republic today as a part of his whirlwind tour of the nation's private schools to see first-hand...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The first messages of the morning weren't about the New South Wales Origin selections, it was about something far more serious and much less pathetic. They were about security. Marcus Delroy's shattered iPhone pinged to life this morning on his bedside table with the defacto leader of his WhatsApp group instructing all to update their app. "We've...

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact For some reason, one of Kevina Lee's coworkers is still supporting James Charles today despite half the planet cancelling the YouTube star amid allegation he tried to 'manipulate a person's sexuality'. The 19-year-old makeup personality was 'called out' by a fellow makeup personality, Tati Westbrook, who objected to a number of things James...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact He thinks the Eureka Stockade was a false flag attack and Paul Keating is an extroverted trap hellbent on destroying our democracy. Dennis Cormorant loves Trump. He told The Advocate this morning that before the Donald's ascention to the world's most powerful office, he kept his opinions to himself. But now, he says, he's got a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last night's episode of QandA saw Australia’s most senior politicians questioned over whether they could live on $39 a day and why neither major party will commit to raising Newstart. Labor representative, Tanya Plibersek, agreed with the questioner that the income allowance was “well below the poverty line”. According to the questioner, The University of Canberra recommends raising welfare by...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting well away from the media, up in the back row with largely unknown Liberal MPs like Tony Pasin and Ross Vasta, a jaded ex-cop sunk back in his seat and muttered to himself that he could've done a whole lot better than ScoMo Folau at this election. "This is fucking bullshit," said Dutton. "I...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A second-year-plumbing apprentice who is on the same wages his dad was 18-years-ago, says he's not really that interested in this weekend's election. Despite the fact that in two years on the job, Codey has already injured himself to the point where he has had to miss work unpaid, he's still not overly interested in who wins this weekend. "I'm...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia's peak soccer body has lashed out at the New South Wales Police Force this afternoon, asking them if the A-league can afford to have fans removed from matches. A number of A-league executives, all of whom asked to remain anonymous, spoke to The Advocate this afternoon about an incident over the weekend at a...