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Budget leaks reveal beach houses more affordable under Turnbull government

19 April, 2016. 15:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact BEACH HOUSES AND HOBBY FARMS will be cheaper to attain and maintain under a Coalition government, a series of budget leaks has revealed. The breakthrough comes after huge concessions were made to high-income earners and big business, forcing nearly all Australians out of the highly competitive holiday home market. It's good news for...

Study finds only girls like beer in clear bottles

19 April, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A REPORT COMMISSIONED BY an Australian brewery has found that only girls like the taste of beer that comes packaged in clear bottles. It also recommends that Australian men who enjoy malted beverages such as Corona, Toohey's Extra Dry or XXXX Summer to walk to the nearest bathroom and look themselves in...

Report: Annabelle’s New Job Probably Doesn’t Warrant A LinkedIn Profile

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Eastern Suburbs woman, Belle Highlander has recently changed her career. Making the transition from an importer of exotic beach sands, to a freelance yoga instructor, Belle (25) is very quick to notify her professional network contacts that she has changed jobs. "I just want people to know, that this is what I'm doing now," says Belle,...

Turnbull Still Confused About What That Truckie Was Doing With His Hand Yesterday

18 April, 2016. 15:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Malcolm Turnbull is still confused about what a self-employed, blue collar, driver-owner truckie was doing with his hand during a meet and greet yesterday. A convoy of more than 200 trucks from as far away as Queensland and Victoria converged on Canberra ahead of the senate debating the abolition of the Road Safety...

Grant Hackett just happy nobody filmed him giving a nipple gripple

18 April, 2016. 15:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN THE DAY AND AGE where everybody has a video camera in their pocket, former Olympic swimming champion Grant Hackett today said he was ready to put the whole ordeal behind him, stating that "he's just happy nobody filmed him" when he gave some bloke a nipple gripple onboard a Virgin flight...

Bloke Exiled From Group Chat Asks His Mate What’s Been Going On In The Group Chat

PAUL BARRET | Climate and Weather | Contact AS IT TURNS OUT, 23-year-old Devin Capers isn't the big swinging dick he thought he was. The apprentice carpet layer made a series of "off-the-cuff" and crass remarks directed at the WhatsApp group admin, who then swiftly removed him. That was three days ago. In that time, he's tried to sabotage a mate's chances at rooting a female...

7 Aussie Towns That You Would Never Have To Drive Through If Our Country Had High-Speed Rail

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT When you combine the most crowded flight path in the world (BNE>SYD>MEL), with the fact that Sydney Airport is now subject to a 11pm curfew imposed by rapidly gentrifying local council, home to people who feel entitled to complain about the fact that they can hear aeroplanes from their bedroom in a house they bought next...

Clive Palmer receives honorary pen licence

15 April, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact LEGISLATION PASSING OVER THE DESK of Clive Palmer will no longer be covered in pencil and eraser marks because the Member for Fairfax has been awarded an honorary pen licence from his alma mater, The University of Queensland. Since the happy-go-lucky mining magnate entered the House of Representatives, his fellow parliamentarians have...

Lebanese TV Crew Shot Dead Attempting To Kidnap Brisbane School Kids

15 April, 2016. 10:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An entire Lebanese television crew have been shot dead during an alleged kidnapping of two children in Brisbane today. The four-member crew was among nine people, including the children's Lebanese father, Falli Salkneer, who were shot and killed by police over the incident this morning. Surveillance video purportedly shows the moment members of a so-called...

Married At First Sight Is Harmful As Smoking

14 April, 2o16. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact REALITY TELEVISION SHOWS SUCH AS Married At First Sight and other like it may soon be forced to display a warning label prior to broadcast under sweeping new measures put forward by the Attorney-General of Australia. A disclaimer-type caution may also be on the cards to outline that the following presentation will...

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