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Hippy Chick Whips Out Entirely Different Vocabulary Around Blackfellas

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A caucasian 'free-spirit' has today revealed she has a completely separate vocabulary to use in front of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people. The Northern-Rivers-based daughter of several prominent Brisbane legal professionals says she feels really at one with the country and First Nations people in Byron Bay, where she has lived in for 6 months. After landing a new...

Bouncers Tell Prince Of Denmark To Get Something To Eat And Come Back In Halfa

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland's nanny-state liquor licensing laws have embarrassed the entire Australian population, after the owners of a Brisbane bar after bouncers were forced to initially turn away the future king of Denmark, Crown Prince Frederik, because he did not produce a local driver's licence. Aimed at curbing alcohol-related public disturbances - while also gentrifying inner-city suburbs with a catastrophic oversupply...

Inside Brisbane’s Hottest New Made Up Suburb: North Riverwoodspringlakes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT IF anyone told you the Brisbane property market was unstable, they obviously haven't driven 58 kilometres past the Morayfield turn off and seen the hottest buyer's market since everyone decided they didn't need mind the bi-annual flooding in Yeronga. North Riverwoodspringlakes, the newest overnight homeland suburb. It even has a Woolies and a Hillsong church. while the multinational property development...

Optimistic Bloke Buys Cookbook He Won’t Ever Look At Again

WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern Reporter | Contact After meandering through a book shop whilst waiting for his girlfriend, young Lucas Davis made an impulse purchase that he subconsciously knows was a waste of money. The young finance student who goes through healthy phases like most of us do, bought an aesthetically pleasing cookbook called ‘74 Cheap Easy and Healthy Meals for...

Ascot grandmother signs up to Stan just to see Matt Okine’s bare arse in The Other Guy

BERNICE TWISP | Social Media | Contact A toey septuagenarian from the leafy Brisbane enclave of Ascot has spoken candidly to The Advocate regarding her recent and out-of-character decision to sign up for a free trial of streaming service Stan. Beryl Frandsen blew the cobwebs out of her seven-year-old laptop and taught herself how to surf the web in an effort to catch The Other Guy, which...

Neo-Japanese-Imperialists Arrive In Charlottesville To Fight Alongside Neo-Nazi Allies

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The heavily outnumbered Neo-Nazi protesters currently under siege in the Virginian town of Charlottesville have breathed a sigh of relief today, after the arrival of their neo-military allies from Japan. The Empire of Japan (大日本帝國) was the historical Japanese nation-state and great power that existed from the Meiji Restoration in 1868 to the enactment of the 1947 constitution of modern Japan, after they were atomic-bombed into surrender by the US Army. However,...

Australians Advised To Not Look Too Far Into The History Of Some Of Our Statues Either

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the images coming out of England that show Anti-racism protesters tearing down a statue of a 17th-century slave trader while demonstrating in solidarity with the US Black Lives Matter movement - Australians have been advised to avoid this conversation altogether. The protesters in the city of Bristol, in southwest England, tied the bronze statue of Edward Colston with...

Local advertising account coordinator reckons he could be a creative easy peasy

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man so devoid of any discernible personality that he took a job as an account coordinator at local advertising agency has lashed out at the suggestion that he 'hasn't got what it takes' to work on the creative team, telling The Advocate he could be one 'easy peasy'. Conor Walton, who shot to...

Fitzy Tells Another Classic Footy Anecdote From His Six Games With The Swans In 2001

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a hitting listeners with a repetition of the same old AFL-playing-days stories via the Big Brother House and other TV shows, Ryan 'Fitzy' Fitzgerald has pulled out a previously unheard 'corker' on Nova this morning. Throughout the radio announcer's AFL career, he played 15 games in 5 years for 2 clubs, the Sydney Swans and the Adelaide Crows....

North Korea: US confident of beating army of ‘peasant farmers’ in their own backyard this time around

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Donald Trump has told reporters that should tensions with North Korea escalate to all-out war against, it won't be like the last time the superpower went up against an army of 'disorganised peasant farmers' on the Asian continent. "There will be a great victory," said the President. "North Korea's army is a rabble consisting...

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