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QLD Premier Palaszczuk Gets ‘8 In A Row’ State Of Origin Tattoo Live On Triple M

5 October 2016. 12:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the spectacular NRL Grand Final between the Cronulla Sharks and the Melbourne Storm, Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has come good on her pre-season promise to Greg Martin from Triple M's Grill Team to get a Maroon State Of Origin tattoo live on air.   In March this year, the Premier appeared on the...

ANZ Chief Executive Texts Turnbull During Bank Enquiry: “u set me up u fkn dog”

5 October 2016. 12:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Chief Executive ANZ bank has texted Malcolm Turnbull to let him know that he wishes he'd never agreed to be his son's godfather, after appearing before the Standing Committee on Economics to answer questions surrounding problems in its wealth management division and its troubled rural lending business. This week chief executives from Australia's big-four banks...

Queensland burns as daylight savings wreaks havoc maintaining perfect 45-in-a-row record

2 October, 2016. 11:02 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact PARTS OF CENTRAL BRISBANE ARE in ruin this afternoon as the state's annual Y2K bug returns with a shocking, destructive vengeance. Often seen as nothing more than a curse put upon the great people of Queensland by the communist southern states, daylight savings time has, and will always face stiff opposition in...

Melbourne’s Yarra Park awash with thousands of Swans scarves as Bulldogs win AFL premiership

1 October, 2016. 14:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE PARKLANDS SURROUND THE MELBOURNE Cricket Ground have become a makeshift morgue for Swans scarves and other supporter apparel as the Sydneysiders failed once again to bring the bacon home from the coffee capital of Australia. Yarra Park sits adjacent to the sporting complex, creating a buffer between it and the cosmopolitan...

Eighteen Metre Statue Of Bernard Fanning Erected In Brisbane’s New Farm Park

30 September, 2016. 15:06 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Now nearly 30 years since Powderfinger first appeared on stages and stadiums around Australia, Brisbane City Council has today unveiled a tribute to the River City rockers, one that will remain for many years to come. The statue which was commissioned by the Queensland state government, depicts eighteen-metre high bronze reproduction of...

Local Cyclist Wishes Australia Was More Like Denmark Just Without The National Service

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NEARLY 9 IN 10 BRISBANESE PEOPLE believe that the best place for a cyclist is under the 555 bus to Sunnybank, but that hasn't stopped one local wanker from bringing a little bit of Danish culture to the River capital. Micha Bradley even purchased the pedal vehicle online from a small, artisan manufacturer in Copenhagen...

‘Live music here is just pinga music’: Keep Sydney Closed movement gains traction

29 September, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A SPLINTER GROUP OF LOCKOUT law proponents are having their voice heard around the harbour capital this week ahead of next month's landmark protests against the NSW Government's measures to kerb alcohol-fuelled violence. Citing that the only Sydneysiders who want to see an end to these life-saving measures are "perverts employed in menial roles...

Local bloke unaware the texts he’s receiving have three writing credits

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though he has his suspicions, Greg Tanner (24) remains unaware that the messages he's receiving from another local woman are the product of three minds working as one. Wanda Hartog has recruited the help of two close friends, Amy and Milly, who've compiled their collective boy knowledge to help the 24-year-old fashion industry worker crack...

NSW Premier Mike Baird Hands Out Bibles In Flood-Ravaged Town Of Forbes

28 September, 2016. 13:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Premier Mike Baird has promised funding assistance for the flooded community of Forbes after inspecting some of the worst affected areas of town on Monday. “There’s obviously already assistance available for those that have been evacuated from their homes,” he said. The Premier expects Forbes will be declared a natural disaster area and funds will be provided to assist locals, farmers and businesses. “Forbes...

Local Hollywood actress content with having no agenda other than making movies and doing blow

28 September, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SPEAKING CANDIDLY TO The Advocate this morning, an A-list Hollywood actress has explained that she "doesn't really give two fucks about rainforests or refugees" and prefers to spend her downtime with friends shouting cocaine and good times. Aside from being paid millions of dollars to make movies and promote products for vast...

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