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Canberra Woman Diagnosed With The Viking Clap After Meeting Tattooed Englishman At Mooseheads

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ACT medical community have released a statement today warning the community of a potential outbreak in the Viking Clap. New guidelines for the treatment of Mooseheads Transmitted Infections (MTIs) have been issued in response to the growing threat of antibiotic resistance to the Viking Clap. As the Canberra Raiders go through to the Grand Final after season that has...

Canberra Raiders Sign Orchy Fruit Juice As Major Club Sponsor For 2020

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian orange juice giant has signed a two year contract as the 2020 major sponsor of the Canberra Raiders of the National Rugby League (NRL). The new deal will run to the end of the 2022 NRL season and will aims to stay around long enough for a Milk premiership. Orchy CEO, Birley Kingston says sponsoring the Raiders was a...

Rabbitohs Politely Request Albo Keep His Distance For Next Couple Weeks Out Of Superstition

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The South Sydney Rabbitohs face Canberra in a preliminary final at GIO Stadium this friday, where a defeat will mark their last appearance in this year's NRL season. It's for this reason that they have decided to ask one of their most loyal and powerful supporters to keep a wide berth for the next couple weeks. The office for opposition...

Tekashi 6ix9ine Snitches On Tongan Rugby League For Their Controversial New Signing

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New details have emerged from the trial of notorious gangsta NYC rapper turned police informant Tekashi 6ix9ine's trial, which has seen him testify against numerous acquaintances in his effort to avoid five decades in prison. The 'Fefe' rapper was originally looking at a minimum of 47 years behind bars in his racketeering case but he took a plea deal,...

GWS Giants To Enjoy Week Of Peaceful Anonymity In Parramatta Before Flying Back To Melbourne

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Greater Western Sydney has qualified for their first ever AFL grand final with an exhilarating four-point win over the Black Booers in a preliminary final at the MCG. GWS captain Phil Davis was running off nothing for most of the match, but the Giants still managed to outpressure the Magpies until the final buzzer. Despite missing four of their...

Wallabies Confident Kurtley Remains Focused On World Cup Despite New Fascination With Samurai

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian rugby coach Michael Cheika says he believes fullback Kurtley Beale's new obsession with the artistry of the samurai. Beale's third Rugby World cup comes off the back of one of the most positive Bledisloe series yet, however with an abundance of down time between training and fixtures - the Australian squad are finding other ways to remain occupied...

NRL Integrity Unit Now Investigating Several Players Accused Of Bringing Back The Spock

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Breaking news coming out of the Moore Park HQ this afternoon that Brisbane Broncos player Jake Turpin and Bulldogs star Dylan Napa are the centre of an NRL Integrity Unit investigation. Nine News senior rugby league reporter Danny Weidler has said the following about the ongoing investigation. "It relates to the rise of concerning blunt fringe bowl cuts that have been...

Things Pretty Bloody Quiet In Red Hill

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Broncos Leagues Club is today almost as quiet as a Sydney pub, after last night's shattering end to the 2019 season for the battle-weary Brisbane side. While some journalists were expecting a Mad Monday celebration at Alfie' Bar for the boys, it seems last night's absolutely rinsing down by the Parramatta Eels has left the club feeling like...

Report: Up The Fucken Milk

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the NRL has found that everyone is backing the Raiders this year, as the underdog saviours for the game of rugby league. After the fairytale premierships for the Bunnies (2014), Cowboys (2015) and Cronulla (2016) earlier this decade - the game has once again fallen stagnant after the sombrero megaclubs won the comp the last...

NRL Coach Suggests Scrapping Golden Point Following Loss In Golden Point

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local NRL coach has today dropped one of his hottest press conferences yet. The coach named Andy Wilkinson did so after his team was knocked out of the finals following a heartbreaking golden point loss overnight. Speaking to the media scrum while the 19-18 point loss was raw, the generally subdued character unloaded on the officials, the...

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