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LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota dad Damo Stoker (54) is absolutely cheering today as he now officially has seven solid months of conversation topics absolutely sorted.  Not a fan of small talk, or big talk for that matter, Stoker often struggles to make forced conversation between his deadshit neighbours, who always seem to be out the back having a dart at the same...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite rolling India for just over a hundred runs in the first innings, both Mark Waugh and Matthew Hayden seemed unimpressed with the bowling performance. "Big deal," offered Mark Waugh. "I bet even you could take five wickets on this deck, Haydos." Matthew 'Haydos' Hayden is arguably the most accomplished Australian batsman in India. Despite batting left-handed,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Honourable Member For Kennedy, Mr Bob Katter III, has offered his predictions for the 2023 NRL Season (See Headline)

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With a potential player’s strike still on the cards, fans of other clubs have put their hands together to thank the Wests Tigers for starting the potential player's strike ten years early. At the time of writing, the Rugby League Players Association (RLPA) are in continued talks with the Australian Rugby League Commission (ARLC) and National Rugby League (NRL,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Uh oh! It seems the moral arbiter of professional rugby league may have fallen off the saddle of his high horse, according to recent reports by the Sydney Morning Herald. In news that can only undermine his ability to criticise players for off-field misconduct or drinking problems, it appears that outspoken NRL360 host Paul Kent may have made a...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dribbler has gone a little rogue in the snacks aisle this evening, as he attempts to cure his case of February blues. With the BBL wrapped up, the Aussie UFC card done and dusted and no live Rugby League yet on the TV, local bloke Jayden Minto told The Advocate that his entire existence seemed...

JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Irrelevant yet prolific AFL Pundit and former player Kane Cornes has wobbled his mouth up and down in front of a national sports radio microphone this week, this time to pass comment on a topic he knows literally nothing about. Speaking on SEN on Monday, Cornes took issue with the fact that after Collingwood player Jack Ginnivan’s...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Less than a week away from their first professional NRL match, the Dolphins have today revealed why they would prefer to simply be a stateless club with no identifying characteristics but a cartoon mascot. After what looks to have been a immoveable gridlock between heritage and marketing, the NRL eventually decided to remove any reference to the geographical location...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With round one of the NRL season just around the corner, Fox Sports premiere rugby league pundit Paul Kent knows that these ambulances aren't going to chase themselves. On a phone call with Lachlan Murdoch today, Paul Kent is believed to have used language that the supreme leader of NewsCorp is not familiar with. "We need to get back on...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has shaken the very foundations of the National Rugby League, it seems that a weekend of heavy drinking in regional New South Wales has resulted in some drama. This comes after the St George Illawarra were thumped 42-24 by the South Sydney Rabbitohs in their annual Charity Shield match, but coaching staff gave the players the...